maybot 

A robot that is currently in the role of Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland.

The Maybot will often get caught in a loop and repeat meaningless phrases, such as "strong and secure government" or "brexit means brexit" rather than revealing actual policy

Waiter : what can I get you for breakfast
Maybot: breakfast shows why we need a strong and stable government

Person 1: what time is it?

Maybot: strong and stable government

maybot by Drprim April 30, 2017

MadBob

Proper Noun: An all-purpose pseudonym regardless of age/gender used to express an all encompassing feeling of rage or injustice, often in a comically puerile fashion. In formal missives, the full title is used - MadBob McCunt.

To whom it may concern, I have been waiting here for over three hours for you to return and empty your washing from the tumble dryer. I therefore took it upon myself to do it for you, and I hope it is still all present and correct in the basket under this note. Love MadBob McCunt.
P.S. I wanked in your pillowcases.

MadBob by MadBob May 21, 2007

maybo 

Halfway between 'maybe' and 'no'.

It came about because I usually end up rejecting my friend's social invitations by text message after having been non-committal in person.

Also I've realized that a lot of people use 'maybe' when they are really edging towards 'no'. using 'maybo' is a clearer statement of your intentions.

'maybo' is normally used when you don't really want to say yes, but want to hold out the possibility just in case nothing better comes along. Its a pragmatic word.

Hey wanna come to that new club tonight?

I'm seeing a film, maybo come afterwards?

(later on)

Srry dude cnt mk it 2night, 2 tired. c ya l8tr :)

maybo by epicbest April 20, 2011

Maybablee 

Halfway between maybe and probably.

A: Do you think you will make it to the party tonight?
B: Maybablee.

Maybablee by WasabiMonster August 30, 2013

madbob

A pseudonym used by persons of indeterminate age/sex who may be looking for opportunites to express their sense of rage and injustice in a comically puerile fashion.

Often referred to using the full name MadBob McCunt

"I was waiting for three hours for you to come back and remove your washing from the tumble dryer. As you didn't, I took it upon myself to remove them and carefully fold them into the basket that you see under this note. I hope everything is still here by the time you get back. Also, I wanked into your pillowcases. Love MadBob McCunt

madbob by MadBob May 12, 2007

mahbobah 

Mahbobah is a girl with brown eyes and brown hair she can make any guy fall in love with her she’s kind of weird if she has a crush on someone and they like her back she’ll lose feelings the moment she knows that he likes her back she’s the kind of girl who wants to be in a relationship but not actually in a relationship Mahbobah has a good heart but never wants to show it once she falls in love with you she will never lose feelings she will love you more and more daily it’s impossible to find a girl like her she’s a stunning gorgeous girl

Oh look she’s looking at the mirror again she’s definitely a Mahbobah!

mahbobah by Linda Grista November 24, 2021

maybably 

On the scale from never to definitely, maybably is between probably and maybe.

Hey Derek, do you want to watch a movie?
Maybably.

maybably by Rimonian May 5, 2006