A fat girl (evil manatees for plural) that seems like she’d be friendly or at least tolerable to be in the same room as but turns out to be a hostile, rude, unpleasant person for no apparent reason. Also known as a fat bitch, PMS blimp, whale of bad attitude, Disrespectius Vitellius, Miss Piggy having a grumpy day

Three guys (if you can even call them that) who for some reason have a shit load of fans even though they clearly do not possess any talent; you would realize this if you weren't retarded.
Their "music" (I almost threw up writing that) is supposedly directed at 8 to maybe 14 year olds, yet ALL THEIR FUCKING SONGS ARE ABOUT LOVE. No damned 10 year old knows what the hell it feels like to be in love. See a problem? Hopefully you do 'cause man, there's a LOT of them.
Random things I feel like ranting about:

1. They. Are. Not. Rock. Not now, not ever. If you think they are rock you should probably just drop dead now. Like, right now. Thanks.
2. ANYONE comparing JB to The Beatles should automatically just fall off the damned earth on to their own little planet of terrible music (JB, Miley Cyrus, all other Disney tools). It's best for everyone who actually know what real music is.
3. I see them EVERYWHERE I go. Which is indeed a horrible sight on account of I don't enjoy my eyes spazzing at the sight of them. And on that note...
4. THEY'RE SO FUCKING UGLY. Christ they look like deformed giraffes combined with dead raccoons (no offense to either specie).
5. It makes me laugh in a beyond retarded manner when the best insult fans can come up with is "YOUR JUST JEALOUS!!!!" ('Your' usually used instead of the correct 'you're' on account of their brains have melted to nothingness). The fuck is there to be jealous of? Sure I'm not famous, sure barely anyone knows my name, b...

Commonwealth Governor's School - Virginia. Synonymous with idiotic, ridiculous, really stupid, meaningless, other characteristics of horrible education.

This "advanced" half-day program during high school is total shit and contains dumbed down "AP" courses conducted by idiotic teachers. The "broadcasts" where different sites discuss topics are a joke. You do nothing and are forced to look like you're paying attention. Their only purpose is to distinguish CGS from regular high school. They take enormous time away from class and prevent actual learning. Same goes for Culminating (a 4 year long project) and Interdisciplinary projects. The teachers do not realize this, and think these projects are preparing us for college. HA HA HA, etc. They only waste my time and make me despise topics I once enjoyed through endless and meaningless paperwork.

Regular school courses are ACTUALLY better. Although I take my core classes at CGS, I take electives at my "home" school. I'm taking a few AP courses as electives and find myself interested and ACTUALLY learning. Crazy, right? Maybe it's the lack of stupid projects and idiotic teachers (You think?). CGS has to step up their game and honor the prestige they currently hold. The only benefit of CGS is when you're applying to college. Not knowing the poor quality of the education, colleges probably look highly upon CGS.

ADDITION - CGS has somehow destroyed my writing. Straight to the point: CGS English teachers are the worst.

STAY AWAY

Well, like a gimp but worse. It means as well as being a fool, retarded and just plain stupid, everyone knows it except you and you keep on believing your soooooo good BUT YOU'RE NOT!!

Pretty much everyone who bashed metal here has probably only listened to false bands like Slipknot. Most of the definitions about how metal sucks were extremley biased. Because I'm bored, I'm going to dissect this bullshit definition.

"Can you sing about something else besides Satan?"
Groups like Nuclear Assault and Sacred Reich sang about the government and war. In fact, I don't even think those bands sing any songs that go like "HAIL SATAN!". There's other bands who sing about that too. I've also heard many other metal songs about ancient Egypt, medievel times, etc etc (most notabley with Iron Maiden)

"Can you sing at all?"
Rob Halford can hit a 5th octave. Nuff said. Oh and I also suggest Iron Maiden, Edguy, Dream Theater, Hammerfall, Blind Guardian, Helloween...

"Can you not be such goth fucktards?"
Goth fucktards? Leather, spikes, and chains are hardly gothic. Gothic metal is it's own genre, and I'm not referring to "z0mg im so gawthik" bands like Slipknot and Korn, I'm talking about bands like Type-O-Negative, Paradise Lost, etc.

"Can you focus more on music and maybe write some non-retarded lyrics and maybe get someone who can actually sing to sing them?"
Again, using Iron Maiden as an example, alot of their songs are about history, and they aren't the only ones who do so...and refer to the list of bands above who can actually sing.

"Can you make it a little more normal and a little less like goth vampire shit?"
Refer to what I said about gothi...

Prestigious public school full of students who think they are hot shit because they got into the best school in Virginia. Meanwhile, they are laughed at by students at private universities that listed UVa as their safety school. Sources of pride include wealth, intelligence, and looks, all of which are notable only because they are far superior to every other school in Virginia, while being quite inferior to everyone that really matters (students good enough to attend private Ivy League caliber schools). UVa students think they will be all other students' bosses when they graduate, not realizing they will in fact have to lick the ass of their employer who graduated from a real prestigious school (private school). UVa students come off as overly arrogant because they have to make up for their shame at being inferior to private school students, after being rejected. To have any sort of self esteem they must flaunt their superiority to dumbshit VTech students whose school is considered a community college by private schoolers. UVa students also think they are superior for their preppy designer fashion. Meanwhile, private schoolers use the same clothing to wipe their ass, when not using 100 dollar bills, or state school students' hands.

UVa students also use sports to justify their arrogance, which is the only thing UVa holds over private schools. However, this is no basis for ego, as unless you are actually part of the sport team, your college teams' talent level has noth...

verb; (boo-lay) used in the place of any curse or to describe something extremely stupid, retarded or annoying, also used to shut some one up. Usually said fast and loud.