| 1. | World War III | ||
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world war 3 will happen because of the evergrowing situation in the middle east
israel at this moment in time ( late july 2006) is attacking lebanon. the USA, of course have become involved and wanted israel to attack lebanon to spark this war. they want to get iran and syria involved as you will probably constantly hear them mentioning them in this conflict. when iran and syria get involved,russia and china will back them. korea will also get involved.nuclear attacks will happen and millions,maybe even a billion will die. the USA is the big bully in all of this. they sit back and watch as irael do whatever they like. they have killed hudnreds in lebanon. has the USA said anything? NO they even rejected a cease fire as they say its a false promise but we all know, that the usa could stop israel attacking lebanon and perhaps stop this war from escalating if they told israel to stop killing sulliviliians but as we all know the usa goverment want to attack iran for the oil coz really they are fat hungry greedy bastards,with the stench of iraqi's blood on thier hands i beg all american citizens to get bush out of power! World War III has begun, in this new millenium.millions were slaughtered
dont deny this people WW3 is starting so get into your bomb shelters! |
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| 2. | Lawyer Up | ||
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In our increasingly divided world, individuals suffer injustice everyday from other people, communities, corporations, governments and religious institutions. Many feel like they have no say in what is going down around them.
The answer to this dilemma is actually quite simple. Wait for the antagonist to step over the line and than take action by violating one of their new rules. Than cause a ruckus by taking a citation of some sort and act as your own defense. This causes the the antagonist to have to "Lawyer Up" in order to put you on the defensive. You act as your own defense . . . while they have to spend thousands maybe even millions trying to put you down. Call for interrogatories, depositions and keep great records of all their machinations. Spread your story of "David vs. Goliath" to the media and watch them implode from their own top heavy handed approach. A developer from Italy is building a Mondo-Condo completely obliterating my Oceanside and harbor view. I found a Stone Age settlement in my back yard and now charge them with a violation of human rights by blocking a view that has stood for 25,000 years. I'm going to write UNESCO and show them the facts, and maybe the jerks will have to tear the fiasco down.
Boy . . . they are going to have to Lawyer up to beat this one! |
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| 3. | trippy | ||
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Reminiscent of something one would experience on a trip on a psychedelic substance. acid, shrooms, salvia, maybe even skunk weed (hey you smoke enough of that...). Can be used in reference to sights such as one would see (patterns, fractals, M.C. Escher, Robert Crumb cartoons), music that evokes feelings of trippin', even heady thoughts similar to ones one would think of while tripping.
Ok seriously if you haven't tripped, you haven't tripped and you don't know what it's like. Period. There should be a law against kids throwing the word "trippy" around like candy, except that it's not like millions of americans follow every single law anyway, felonies be damned. Actually I follow the law and I don't smoke marijuana, just clean, healthy tobacco.... Whatever. Dude: Man, like... why do millions of people follow bullshit religions, when like... don't they know they're just making stuff up in their heads? Like... how could anyone think they talk with Jesus in their heads? That's like schizophrenia... man... I don't get some people.
Girl: you may be zonked on shrooms but I dig what you're saying. That's some trippy stuff Pink Floyd, The Flaming Lips, Hendrix, all decidedly trippy music I suppose trippy is a very subjective word Kid: Man, that Gantz Graf DVD is trippy! Other guy: Yeah, I kno... wait... since when have you tripped on anything? Kid: I don't do drugs. Other guys: ... wtf? |
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| 4. | american | ||
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While several have said the most obvious fat, stupid, wasteful, rich and racist. I'll add a few new ones to all those hateful, ugly comments.
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Americans are truly for the most part caring and giving people. Most people wish they could be American. There are thousands, maybe even millions of foreigners who try every year to get that coveted citizenship. Most are tolerant, but there comes a time when enough is enough, that being said it is almost the norm to bash Americans and if an American show any sense of pride they are labeled a dreaded "Ugly American" Americans are for the majority the complete opposite of the bible thumping hick stereotype. Americans are of various races, religions and cultures a young country that is better than the countries who consistently bash them yet ask for our help when their pathetic and lousy asses can't get their shit together! Americans can handle being called every negative name in the book by citizens of countries that are suppose to be allies. Some of these foreigners are in the US spouting their hate and they wonder why we don't like them???? It seems as if being a "super" power is not so super. If it means dealing with bs like anti-american rants. Americans just plain kick ass. It is just fact. Anyone who is an American basher is nothing but a lowlife piece of trash who only wishes they could be the shit coming out of an Americans ass. To those Americans who are ashamed of being American go fuck yourself. And to the other Am... |
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| 5. | your mother should have swallowed you | ||
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It is self explanatory, A person who is a waste of life, the value of sperm is indeed wasted daily by hundreds of millions maybe even billions of people a day. It was better off that person in question with unmoral characteristics was not born at all, but rather swallowed by his/her mother. Person #1- " You know what? All guys are all assholes!"
Person #2- " Not all guys are assholes, maybe some even most but for you to say "all" makes you ignorant. You know what, your mother should have swallowed you. Your mother even admits now that the pull out method and a shot in the eye is better than your attitude and bitterness towards every one. |
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| 6. | Millions of Milkshakes | ||
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Millions of Milkshakes is the latest celebrity bandwagon. It's an outlet at 8910 Santa Monica Boulevard (West Hollywood) that allows you to customise your own overpriced milkshake. But, even though you'll never have Barack Obama's power or Britney Spears' fame you can have a small piece of their world by purchasing a "Celebrity Shake" that they've specified. Basically, Millions of Milkshakes has thought this up to get people through the door. Millions of Milkshakes gets press. The celebrities get press. Win, win! Wendy: "Hey, do you want to go to Millions of Milkshakes?" Lucy: "Maybe another time, I don't feel like milkshake right now!" Wendy: "Are you sure? Miley Cyrus went there once!" Lucy: "Well, why didn't you say so? Of course I'll go to Millions of Milkshakes!" Millions of MilkshakesMMMOMSanta Monica BoulevardHollywoodLALos AngelesCelebrity BandwagonMiley CyrusMiley ShakeDavid BeckhamVictoria BeckhamBeckham ShakeBrad PittAngelina JolieBrangelina ShakeBritney SpearsBritney ShakeLindsay LohanLindsay ShakeBarack ObamaObama ShakeKim KardashianMallika SherawatMallika Shake90210 more...
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| 7. | Terri Schiavo | ||
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A poor woman who has unfortunately been brain-damaged and subsequently ended up in the bed-ridden situation that she is currently in and has been in for over a decade and a half. However, this does NOT mean that she is useless! This is apparently what Michael Schiavo and the many liberals who choose to back him up see though. In addition, they also believe him when he says that Terri told him that she wanted to die.
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What millions of people, especially they who follow Michael Schiavo, fail to realize is that there is no written will or recorded message confirming that this is what she ordered to have done. Think about this: if Terri Schiavo REALLY wanted to die, why would she still be alive and holding on to life like she is right now for 10 FULL DAYS? This woman is obviously fighting for her life; her Right To Live! This is all happening while Michael is fighting for her so-called "Right to Die". The proper term would actually be more like "Free me from my Disabled Wife", or even "Give me a Claim to Fame". I hope that all Christians and ANYONE who cares about this woman's right to live to pray and protest with all your heart, and never quit until she is gone, IF she goes that is. That is because we hope for a successful resolution for life in our favor, and if so, the right decision was made. |
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