May 9th 

This day is for the motha fuckin G’s out there, this day is dedicated to people that have this day as their birthday, if it’s your birthday on this day you deserve anything and I mean anything you want ;)

Birthday boy: “Hey, can I get some head?”

Girl: “is your birthday May 9th?”
Birthday boy: “yup!”
Girl: *puts hair in a bun

May 9th by Mr.longpeen May 8, 2019

May 9th 

National sit on lap day!

girl 1: damn I wanna sit on his lap
girl 2: you can do it, it's national sit on lap day!
boy: come it's May 9th

May 9th by lapper69 April 12, 2019

Maytha

Maytha is one of the cutest people you’ll ever meet, she might give out some psycho vibes but her intentions are always pure. If youre looking for a close friend who will always be there for you 9 times out of 10 maytha is that person. Sometimes she can be needy and grumpy but it’s usually due to lack of attention from her favorite person, if she had a yelp review she’d definitely be a 5 star person.

Is that maytha? No it’s just the moon.

Maytha by Potatochip February 5, 2020

Maytham 

A total sweetheart. A person who loves fiercely. Being hilarious and fun is as simple as breathing for maytham. He also has a side you DON'T wanna mess with. His care and passion will make you fall in love with him forever. Lucky to have as a boyfriend, brother, son or friend.

Maytham's so amazing, i'll never stop thinking about him.

Maytham by 73nidnid December 5, 2012

May 9th 

A bad bitch with a fat ass and pretty face birthday! She got the best personality and be t’d df up

Lul boy: “When’s your birthday”
Bad bitch: “May 9th”
Lul boy: “Oh that’s why you bad ash with the fatty”

May 9th by Thiccbihfr September 7, 2020

May 9th 

Twerk on the afternoon bus day

Ayyy shake dat ass on the afternoon bus on May 9th

May 9th by Foooidddddd May 9, 2019

May 9th 

The day when my best friend was born, yee yee i hope you see this

who’s birthday is today? the best kid around

uhh may 9th pretty cool day huh?

May 9th by cockroach412 November 22, 2019