A "Ploof'A'Loom" is a hair style created by Jason F. He has known alias's such as 'fish' 'dolphin kid' 'kid that can shrink'. All those alias's suck, therefore from this moment on they no longer exist.
But back to the Ploof'A'Loom. The hairs style was first discovered by Jason F. after days and days of Multi-cultural crafts class. Where he wouldnt shut up, not even for a moment. Him and his four table companions were forced to make animals out of styrophoam, jason chose to make a Dancing cracked out cat with a Ploof'A'Loom.
"What the hells a Ploof'A'Loom, people would ask. And Jason would answer saying that it is a hiar style that consists of forming a sort of PloofIsh Loom on the front of your hair. ANd it all made sense considering there was visual aid, Jason and his cracked out cat.
Ploof'A'Loom also developed into a series of stories written by jason, in which a Snowman who hates his wife and snowman son that has snowlioses. He then starts a crime group called Ploof'A'Loom, in which each styrophoam animal made at Jasons table joins and so their adventures begin.
Cracked out cat is safe somewhere onj a dresser, his foot broke on the escape form school, but he is entirely fine a cracked out even still!!!!
"Whats with your hair?"
answer:It's a ploof"A'Loom.
"whats a ploof'A'Loom?"
answer: It's a hair style, it's a ploofing loom on your head.
|2.||quarter life crisis|
The period in your life occuring between 20 and 30 years of age, when you realize that a quarter of your life is over and :more...
a) You've done nothing constructive with it
- AND -
b) You've set yourself up for another quarter just like it.
You may be experiencing a quarter life crisis if :
a) You ever ask yourself what the h*** you are doing with your life
b) You regret half of the last 10 years
c) You consider changing jobs/homes/partners/all of the above to somehow improve your life
d) You feel lost and confused 23.5 hours out of a 24 hour day
e) You wonder how you will ever find job security/afford a house at today's prices/find a partner if you're working all the time/get out of your parents' house if your debt is costing you every dime you make/afford rent while it keeps going up/find a job that pays the bills/pay off your debt/all of the above. Usually all of the above.
Often confused by kids with adolesence, puberty, or hormonal problems. Feeling "misunderstood" and dressing all in black is not a quarter life crisis - it is being a teenager.
Basically, you wake up one morning and think to yourself, "Man - I'm totally screwed." You then proceed to consolidate your debt, look for a better job, and spend more time sleeping - because when you're asleep, you don't have to worry about how screwed you are.
|3.||A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman|
Using a lyric from a song to say hello to a girl, or using a "one liner" that you may have heard in passing.
"Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round". Or "Can I have a quarter, because my momma told me to call her when I found the perfect girl". These would be examples of a bad way to introduce yourself to a woman
Okay, firstly, I admit I hate school. The stupid rules/dress code, and I have been suspended several times, and I am failing. But to those who rant on and on about "waah, school sucks", and "*cry*, they made me do my homework and run a lot of laps" well boo the fuck hoo. If you want to succeed in life, you need school. An education is a necessity, like food, and water. And it's funny, because ironically enough, those people who ranted about school being "stupid" actually went to school and gained a brain, then they'd realize how retarded they once were acting.
I admit that school can be a bore, and the egotistical teachers that are drunk on power with their stupid rules may be complete hypocrits, but you need school, and school needs you.
You've got your life to think about, don't slack off in school and throw it all away, because when you're homeless and living on the street, I won't be the one to throw you a quarter.
Freddy the homeless bum slacked off in school, so he ended up on the street. When the successful businessman walked past Freddy, he remembered Freddy as being the "cool" kid who bothered the businessman in school for his taped up glasses and funny clothes. So the businessman kicked Freddy in the head as hard as he could and killed him.
Freddy - Got any spare change?
Businessman - No, but I have a $300 dollar shoe with your name on it!
|5.||A Wank And A Half|
A Wank And A Half, the yardstick for a women’s performance in bed.
(see Wank Rank: A superior way of objectifying women.)
Instead of the inaccurate number system, whereby a women is given a number based on their level of attractiveness between 1-10, she may be better objectified according to her performance, perceived or otherwise, in the sack.
Using the act of masturbation as a unit of measurement, a women may be ranked like so, in no particular order:
A Wank And A Half
A Wank And A Bit
A Wank And Three Quarters, if she’s really good.
Worse Than A Wank
Based on a universal, non-esoteric unit of measure, the Wank Rank is the preferred Lay-person’s description of women.
Guy 1: Check her out, what do you think she is?more...
Guy 2: A 6, getting on to 7.
Guy 1: No, I mean what do you think she’s like, in bed?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean her Wank Rank?
Guy 1: Course.
Guy 2: A Wank And A Half?
Guy 1: So, how was she?
Guy 2: In Layman’s terms, a Wank And A Quarter.
Guy 1: Ooh, I’m sorry.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was disappointing. I’ve got to stop overestimating chicks. Hey, I never heard what you thought.
Guy 1: What, you mean what Wank Rank I gave her in my head?
Guy 2: Yeah. You’ve always been better at placing women than me.
Guy 1: It comes with practice.
Guy 2: So what did you think?
Guy 1: Well, it’s kind of pointless now, seeing as how you’ve already had sex with her.
Guy 2: Well, I still want to know.
Guy 1: It doesn’t matter.
Guy 2: Come on.
Guy 1: You really want to know?
Guy 2: Yeah, of course.
Guy 1: Well… I kinda knew she’d be Worse Than A Wank.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Yeah, you had a lot to drink last night, and you were seriously hung-over this morning, but yeah, she looked awful.
Guy 2: Worse Than A Wank? No way, she couldn’t have been that bad.
Guy 1: No seriously, she was like an inch of makeup, cancerously tanned and looks like she may have a venereal disease.
Guy 2: WHAT? And you let me take her home?
Guy 1: Yeah, sorry about that.
Guy 2: I COULD HAVE GOTTEN AIDS!
Guy 1: Yeah, it’s almost enough to make you stick to wanking, or go gay.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I said it’s enough to make you want to abandon women al...
an ounce is 28.35 grams, of weed.
for good bud. no seeds. nothing crazy, but good buds. Not mids.
1 g = 10 bucks
1/8th = (3.5 grams)= 35 bucks
1/4= (7 grams) = 65-70
1/2 =( 14 grams) = 100-120
1 ounce = (28 grams) = 200-240
10 a gram is the standard, you usually get a discount with higher quantity, however straight 10 a gram isn't bad. for any higher price it better be real dank. for some higher quality bud, or even headies (damn good bud), depending upon dankness and dealer, 15-20 a gram - 40-60 for an 1/8th. 25 a g if its serious. 300-350 for an oz. about. Mid grades or schwag, 5-10 a gram, 20-25 bucks a quarter.
dime bag = 1 gram
dub = 2 grams
everything depends on the quality of the weed in question, the connect or dealer, location, and the quantity. usually a discount is given the more that is purchased. sometimes you may not like the price, but you have to ask yourself, is it worth it? hope this helps someone to not get ripped off, I know I sure hate it.
Hey man, I can get some good bud for 35 an 1/8th, or some headies for 20 a gram. you wanna throw down with us?
-Turn down The Dead, man, what'd you say?
Hey do you have a full ounce?
Yo all I can get is mids, 25 a quarter for that.
|7.||Third Quarter Syndrome|
1.) A time shortly after winter break (especially in the middle of third quarter) in which teachers realize they have done nothing productive the past semester and begin to cram to make up for lost time in the curriculum. This is a period of high stress and fatigue as now the victimized students have been slammed with double workload and have more homework and studying to do than ever.
2.) The effects of being under constant pressure and stress from heavy schoolwork. This may be anything from falling asleep in the middle of the hallway because you haven't slept in 36 hours to losing 6 pounds because of not eating, both because you haven't had time to do either.
(Note: the term is merely named for when it is most likely to occur, but can pertain to any period of being overworked and overstressed.)
Elle: Uggghhh! I've got third quarter syndrome, and I've got it bad.
Ari: Me too. What are your symptoms?
Elle: Well, I can't use any rare pocket of free time I have on anything but sleep.
Ari: What do you mean?
Elle:....I fell asleep in the middle of Kohl's yesterday.
Fenton: Hey bro, you want to hang out this weekend?
Robbie: Dude. You know I have AP classes and it's past winter break. I don't have time, I've got two chapter reviews, two book reports, an essay, and a five minute speech. Worst third quarter syndrome ever!
Fenton: Alright, alright, chill out!
Amanda: Are you taking Ms. Hanson's class this year?
Jamie: Yeah, it's a lot of work. I'm starting to work up a case of third quarter syndrome
Amanda: Seriously! We're in the middle of the first semester, but I feel like we're having third quarter daily!