| 127. | Radness | ||
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Used to describe all things rad and awesome. • The word "Radness" derived from the word "rad", which in turn derived from the word "radical". • This is a 21st generation word, and no mere mortal may speak of such a word in the company of persons who fail to comply with being Rad. It also happens to be the raddest website on the web: Radness.co.za "Hey Johnny, you should try some of this pot I jacked from my granny, this shit is pure radness!"
"Man, that site Radness.co.za has some rad shit!" |
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| 128. | Crunk | ||
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Created in the early 21st century, Crunk (or Krunk) is a game to test masculinity. Similar to bloody knuckles, men first place their junk on a designated Crunk table. To be a designated Crunk table it must be junk level. The men then take turns smashing their opponents junk with their fist. The first man to cry out in pain looses. Often seen in the club scene, Crunk can be recreational or used to solve disputes. Often times, in major cities, there is a an underground organization, much like a Fight Club, where men square off weekly in Crunk competition. These men choose a "Crunk" name (ex. Captain Crunk) to hide their real identity. The leader of this organization is deemed King Crunk and presides over the match and the society. He receives a crown, cowl and scepter at the start of his reign and receives special privileges determined by the individual society. Any member may challenge the King Crunk to a match. However, King Crunk does not use his fist in a match but his designated scepter often times being at an advantage. Guy 1: That bitch is fine!
Guy 2: I saw her first, yo! Guy 1: Let's Crunk-it to see who gets her. |
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| 129. | common scum | ||
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The common scum is a term for the disenfranchised youth of the 21st century. They are hard working, determined individuals, but might not have had the same opportunities as others. Other generations may perceive them as slothful and useless contributions to society, but it is because they challenge the establishment. They wear the term with pride. As the common scum I am, I'm about to go get some Miller Low Lifes and pass the time by pissing on new Mercedes Benz's.
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| 130. | M.D. Golden Rule | ||
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Can mean either MODERN DAY GOLDEN RULE or MEDICAL DOCTOR/DENTIST GOLDEN RULE. Illustrates the degraded/depraved state of the human psyche in the self-centered dog-eat-dog world of the 21st Century.
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Modern Day Golden Rule: (1) "Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you"... in other words, CLOBBER EVERYONE AROUND YOU INTO A SHAPELESS PULP SO THAT THEY CAN'T "GET" YOU FIRST! (Never mind that those other hapless mortals may not have had any thought/intention whatsoever of harming you... why take the chance???) (2) "Do unto others IF they have done unto you"... in other words, never do anything nice or helpful for anyone unless you get PAID to do it, or unless THEY DO SOMETHING FOR YOU IN RETURN. Nunna this "charity/volunteer" or "out of the goodness of your heart" bullcrap! (3) "Do unto others AS they have done unto you"... in other words, TAKE REVENGE! Whup their sorry butts twice as hard as they hurt you (even if they never intentionally meant to offend), or sue the pants off 'em in court! Medical Doctor/Dentist Golden Rule: "Do unto other SO THAT THEY ARE FORCED to do unto you"... in other words, INTENTIONALLY CAUSE A HEALTH CRISIS WITH YOUR CLIENTS, so that they will then be compelled to pay you hefty fat fees to "cure" them!! Perform needless/destructive surgery, give them medicine that you know they will react allergically to, pick around on their teeth to create new cavities if none are already present, and so on. |
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| 131. | *playa moment* | ||
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the act of one outrageously secure and gratifying character who feeds on the innocent and morally distressed accounts of others emotions. This player may be allowed the satisfaction of calling their victory over the young blossoming hearts of the youth. This even can cause dizziness, fatigue, vomiting and an unquenchable desire to thrust oneself at the character committing this lawful act. This bustle of emotions is usually directed at and used by a person whose overall appearance is beyond the average thus eventually reinforcing the harmonic hormone drive that fuels young teenagers of the 21st century. This word may also be used in several chats and online connections but it will consequently be abbreviated to *playa*. LIFE SITUATION
A: "Wow, did you just see that?" B: "Yeah, that boy just fell to his knees and started praising Lydia..." A:"I guess Lydia had a *playa moment*" B: "Should we be surprised?" ONLINE SITUATION A: if I could put you next to me I would put you ontop of me. *playa* A: Let me get that for you. No I didn't mean to touch your boobs why would I do that har har *playa* |
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| 132. | Hand-plate | ||
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Hand-plate- a lad that is invited to private parties such as; 21st, 18th ,wedding,funeral or dinner dance. When the food is revealed he will try and fit as much on his hand as possible without the inconvenience of using a plate. The hand may consist of many food types such as sandwiches, chicken tenders, sausages, salad, onion rings, cake. Look at hand-plate he has 12 onion rings on each finger.
Where are all the sandwiches gone? Did you try the hand-plate? Jaysus nothing left at this fuckin party, Buth shur sin't hand-plate here ya could feed a small african town off his hand One in the bush is worth two in the hand plate |
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| 133. | Sxting | ||
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Sxting (Aka. sexting) usually involves sending nude and/or sexually explicit images or sexually explicit text messages, via use of a mobile phone's short message service (SMS).
It was created and popularized in the early 21st century among younger people, and in August 2012 was added to the Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary. Legal issues can arise from the sxting of photos from minors, who may not realize the full impact a sxt may have if it made its way onto the internet. "Woah, this chick has been sxting me all day, check out these photos!"
"Awesome! Lets put them online!" |
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