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maxwells are certain crazy, unreadable types of people, who no matter how hard you try to figure them out...its a lost cause.

maxwells are amazing at random hours of the night...mhmmm, yes i know what that sounds like, and im not gonna change it...

maxwells have a tendency to make certain ppl who im not going to mention a little teensy weensy bit unnerved

but maxwells make those same unmentionable people want to laugh and smile more and thats ok...good even

and just for the record, that wasn't brutal, was it?
even in the wee hours of the am maxwell made the fact that an all-nighter was inevitable, bearable... and in fact okay.
by cutiebadootie April 04, 2007
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Maxwell is a phantasmagorical person who never knows how to disappoint. A Maxwell will always make his girl feel like she's one of a kind and the only girl in the world. No matter what he does, he's always considered cute, loving and adorable. Maxwell plays sports, watches NCIS, and loves funny movies. He is a great baseball catcher but an even better pleaser. He will act like he's cool and all but in reality he is a sweetheart. His girlfriend likes him tremendously and can't wait to see him everyday. A maxwell is prone to having a weakness for ass and for boobs. Basically, he is the best Maxwell on the earth.
Person 1: Who is that insanely attractive guy, who also happens to be watching NCIS?
Person 2: Oh that's Maxwell!
Person 1: Man I wish I was his girlfriend.
Person 2: Join the club.
by Little Nugget May 19, 2013
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A South African word for 'bollocks'. The word was coined in the 1980s by South Africans who came to realise that English men called Maxwell talk nothing but bollocks.
Pork Scotch: I've got a girlfriend.

South African person: Maxwells! That's not a girl. Its a vampire turkey from hell.
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Coming from "Max" and "well" these two words add up to be maxwell meaning ultimate feelgood.
by flippingosh February 20, 2006
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A lover, very sweet and affectionate. Stands for what they believe. Extremely handsome, can sweep a girl off her feet! Everyone loves a Maxwell because they are charming, and great with kids. They often lose their belongings. A major tomcat, knows how to make a girl happy ;). Very loving, and a great guy to be in love with. Very much worth the while.
AND VERY HORNY!!!
"Wow, that was a great night.. was definitely Maxwell!"
by tigerrrx017 February 08, 2010
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Maxwell is very hot, he has a sexy body and has a large penis. A maxwell is shy at first, but he is awesome when you meet him. Don't let a guy like maxwell pass by, if he ask's you out, SAY YES!
Maxwell: Hey, wanna go out sometime
Girl: Yes!!
by Abc123cba321 February 14, 2014
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Usually tall, sweet and loving but only to his one girl. Suprises with kisses and gifts constantly. Shows his girl how much he loves her by holding her in his great big arms. Loves caffine, lacks common sense sometimes and preforms dangerous stunts willingly. If he could he would marry his girl any day. Runs track and rides dirt bikes. An overall lover and not a fighter, smart, and HOT as hell! ENjoys his girls boobs and ass.
Oh wow Maxwell! You truly are forever mine! Marry me. ILYTDDUP :)
by Tiny little Lo-Lo February 25, 2010
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