Generaly a guy that's still in the closet
Low self esteem
No self worth
Bangs ugly chicks
Omg... you're such a maxim
by Jellehardwood February 27, 2017

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The saltiest motherfucker of all time and is mistaken for a seal or snorlax to marine biologists and pokemon go players. Is also a pretty fly guy liking stylish hats.
Stop being such a Maxim.
Hey max
by sizzizzizzy September 09, 2016

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Stud Muffin, Muffin Top, Pumpkin, Muscle Man, Giver and Receiver of Love Badges
He's Maxim, enough said.
by Maxim's Girlfriend March 20, 2007

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The star of the webcomic, A Modest Destiny.
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by Kenthar October 01, 2003

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1. Pornographic Magazine
2. Pimpin male, Player
3. Enlarge
1. Maxim Magazine, Sexay Ladays
2. Me, biz nizzle
3. The poor fuckers with small dicks Fo Sho
by Maxim Popovich June 05, 2005

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The KinG and your new lord!
If you are readin this now you are my slave.
by jizzman zero March 12, 2003

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An extremely primative primate of the Zervos genesis. A Maxim Zervos or "Max" as it has become known as, usualy has greasy skin with black greasy hair all over his body to protect his extremely white skin. "Max" is also known to have sever wog tendencies, such as attacking a rare and enourmous beast known as a Michael when he becomes enraged at it's own stupidity.
SHIT! Max has that evil, murderous look in his eyes. I better run to save my own tits.
by Fat Michael March 14, 2003

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