An extremely primative primate of the Zervos genesis. A Maxim Zervos or "Max" as it has become known as, usualy has greasy skin with black greasy hair all over his body to protect his extremely white skin. "Max" is also known to have sever wog tendencies, such as attacking a rare and enourmous beast known as a Michael when he becomes enraged at it's own stupidity.

The soft-porn magazine my brother has.

a succinet formulation of a fundamental principle, general truth, or rule of conduct

An utterly worthless "men's magazine" (men being 15 year olds) that's about half advertisements, the other half consisting of articles encouraging you to buy certain hot, new products (read: more advertisements). Though often purchased for its promise of titillating female celebrity photos, the American version fails completely at this task as it is afraid to show its models in anything less than conservative lingerie.

A laddie magazine, so softcore, they don't show nipples or bush. Porn for people who are afraid to buy porn. That being said, at least they have female celebrities in there.

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1. Pornographic Magazine
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The star of the webcomic, A Modest Destiny.