2. any short person
3. any person that doesnt like to put lubricated condoms on their head
2. Did you see that midget? He was a total max!
3. "Dude, I just found this pre-lubed condom, wanna blow it up and put it on your head?" "NO! I'm a Max."
Meaning: Diminutive of Maximilian: Greatest.
Commonly used with the word "Lightning"
Meaning: lionlike; lightning
True to thier name all Max's are Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser's. One of a kind, Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their familiy. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.