MAWS (Middle-Aged Woman Syndrome) is a disease that many females tends to inexplicably contract upon reaching their 30's or 40's.
Symptoms inlcude:
-irritability
-irrationality
-bossiness
-complaining
-being self-absorbed
-negative attention-seeking
-making a scene in public places

Women with MAWS tend to make up the vast majority of people who make complaints or demands in stores, restaurants, or other customer service locations.

Women with MAWS seem to live in their own reality; they think their behaviour is normal and their actions justified.
Women may outgrow MAWS in their later years, rationalizing in ways deemed comprehensible or even socially acceptable.
Jim: Isn't it a nice day today Martha?

Martha: It'll be nicer once I rudely complain to customer service for a good half hour about my broken appliance, two hours if I'm asked to calm down. They can't tell me what to do - I'm on the ball. You know what "they" say, unless you've walked a mile in my shoes, don't talk to me...(etc)

Sarah: Try to ignore her Jim, she has MAWS.
by ihatemaws July 24, 2012

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MAW
This is an acronym for Might As Well. Can be used in any possible situation. It can also be used alone or by adding and extra letter to it.
For Example,

"Dude I MAWD" - he is saying he might as well die
or

"Those girls are so hot they MAW be sluts."
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MAW
MAW abbr MikeAngstWhore.- person who spends his/her time invoking terribly graphic and violently sexual deeds upon a subject, usu. Michael Kenji Shinoda. esp. torturous acts that involve cucumbers, whips, chains, nipple clamps, staplers, coconut juice, coconuts, spoons, forks, car batteries, knives, razors, box-cutters, pepper spray, lemon juice, hot wax, and/or shock therapy. That is, until we come up with new ideas.
Rachel has some rather MAWish tendencies for an SPMSer.
by Jezebel Lynn December 13, 2004

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Maw
Another word for you muffin (vagina)
Your maw is sooo wet!
Juicy maw!
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maw
might as well
do you want to go to the pub?
no i have work to do...
but you maw
yeh i spose
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A term that is used interchangeably as a noun or verb. Used to describe hideous persons or acts committed by hideous people.
man she was a m.a.w. you just got mawed the fuck out jack.
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''Model, actress, whatever...'', said about a young woman who's career in entertainment is based on her good looks.
She's just another M.A.W., a TV bimbo.
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