1. Normally happens when a girl calls you and tells you she is pregnant with your baby.
2. When a "father's" baby is born and he sees it for the first time, he swears it isn't his and requests a paternity test.
3. When a girl goes through her contact list calling every man to tell him she is pregnant with his baby.
"I got a phone call the other day from this chick I slept with a month ago... I think she was having a Maury Moment!"
Doctor: "Rough day today, some guy was running around screaming having a Maury Moment."
a show where white women go to find out who the father is of their mulatto child. sometimes numerous guys are tested. most of the time, the guy is not the father. if the guy is the father, the guy and viewers seem to forget that the women is still a whore for being capable for sleeping with over 15 guys in a period of 1 month.
oh yes.. sometimes other topics are talked about.. but most of the time, paternity tests are needed for the sad growing population of mulatto american children.
goes to show how corrupt american can be.. fo sho!
emily went on maury povich to get jamel and sha'ron tested.. big surprise when it came back either one was the father.. i told that bitch, demar, jordan, de'jon or tyson might be the father. might...
A show that shows on Channel 11 from 9:00 to 11:00. This show is mostly about people trying to find they're baby's daddy. Most of the time, these are Black people or very obese white people. If they aren't busy harrasing people about their whoreness and taking lie detector tests, they:
-Dress men and women in lingerie and make the audience guess if they're men or women.
-Take a look at out of control teenager whores and send them to jail for a day where they break down and cry liek some pansy bitches.
-Make people confess secrets to their famiy members (i.e.: I burned down your house when I was 5 years old,I had sex with your boyfriend and I think (insert baby's name here) may be his,I am a prostitute and I am 10 weeks pregnant.).
It's a pretty enjoyable show.
Shaquaidah: Hey Misha, you ain't got no school today, whatchu gonna do?
Misha: I mite watch Maury and then go out and get some Chinese Food.
Time-Warnered: when a technological service, especially one which promises to be adequate, fails due to crappy customer service, hardware, or other related issues thus making it impossible to enjoy some form of digital media.
Ugh, I can't watch the paternity tests on Maury. I'm getting Time-Warnered.
A entertaining show that 98% of the time shows that the Human race is doomed.
"I'm so sorry. I had sex with your father 20 times and your brother 13 times during our marriage, and there is a chance you are not our babies daddy!"
"Today on Maury: Our 12 year old guests reveal to their parents they are prostitutes!"
Host to one of the most nauseating talk shows exibiting people of the lowest moral fiber trying to gain sympathy for eithermore...
1.being a complete whore and not knowing which of the 10 guys she has slept with is the baby's daddy. Even though it has been 6 different episodes. Boo Hoo! Just can't seem to keep my legs closed. Already have 5 kids and I don't know who they daddies are either!
2.Failing to understand that their partner is a whore and will always fail the lie detector test because they will cheat over and over again. Even though this time it's fr rrreal! Jus cuz he beat me don mean he don love me!!
3.Try to figure out who the fuck is a man or a woman by holding a contest ( just a ruse to get hit on by transvestites)!
4.Having a panel of pre-teens proudly displaying themselves claiming that their vagina is already worn and they is only 12 years old. They smoke weed and drink Hennessy and they even got paid two hundred dollas one time for giving a man a lap dance, and he was all of Thirty years old. It don't matter, you don't know me, I do what I want!
5.Wasting that whole hour recapping past episodes because the producers have nothing new to offer, they've done it all.
7.When all is said and done, you can always turn it on to make yourself feel better because you know that unless you are some in-bred ghetto assed crack smoking ignorant whore, you cannot possibly be off any worse than his guests. Thank god!!
Extreme Sport: chicken choking to the max.
One time....in band camp...someone broke into my cabin....and put a noose around my neck..... * also see salad tossing