maureen: "this diva needs her stage!"
She's freakishly beautiful but very modest, talented, and has extremely awkward glares and keeps a straight face better than most professional actors.
Nerdfighter: "Noo! She's amazing!"
Follower of Maureen Johnson on Twitter: "Why, Maureen, why?"
Maureen: "Because it's there. Because the hamsters wish it so. Because we can. Because someone has to."