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Mr Maughan

A lanky four-eyed c*nt who has been convicted of multiple crimes such as being drunk and disorderly while teaching and smoking in a public place. He was only allowed to stay teaching at bassaleg school because it's run by an ugly a$$ Sid look-a-like from the movie ice age (AKA ms lamb). Mr Maughan is less commonly known for his links to the kkk. He attends daily kkk meetings with his adopted daughter to teach her about the valuable lessons of gang rape.
"Mr Maughan?" "Yes, that teacher who pounded the jihadi supply behind drama block"
Mr Maughan by Jeff Hobbson February 27, 2020

Eleanor maughan 

She is her
Eleanor maughan is her

olivia maughan

she’s literally the most perfect person on earth,i love her so much ,she’s so beautiful and has a amazing kind mind,i love her<3
olivia maughan
olivia maughan by sineadig January 10, 2022
A kind hearted, beautiful, honest girl who loves to laugh. Can have a temper at times when not treated right. Hard working and incredibly loyal. Also love the occasional party
Whoa, that Mayghan lady was partying it up last night! Did you see the way she looked at her boyfriend all night...lucky guy..
mayghan by Lineboy31 January 19, 2017
Maeghan, the most selfless, kind, funny and loyal person you’ll ever meet. Maeghan is always making sure that her closest friends know that they are appreciated and special. She is the prettiest girl you’ll ever meet and she knows it but is always incredibly modest and humble. When she picks her man, that man will be the luckiest guy ever. He’ll be treated like an absolute king and will be loved beyond his imagination. Maeghan always puts others before herself and you would be a fool to lose her.
Have you seen maeghan? She’s stunning!
Maeghan by Crusher888 November 25, 2021
Is when every other definition sucks ass while all her friends gets nice cool definitions for their names.
Jessica: Whats your name definition? mine is that i’m super sexy and hot!

Maeghan: it’s that i’m a duck fucking communist
Maeghan by maesicals May 8, 2020

Maughaning 

Maughaning is an art form, similar to planking, which is taking the north-east of England by storm. It involves posing infront of two random people who are getting off with each other, and then having a picture taken. In order to successfully complete the 'Maughan' the person has to have an over exaggerated smile on their face and have both thumbs up.
"We were 'Maughaning' in 4 different clubs last night and ended up in prison - lol"