Poor Life Decisionmore...
Opposite of MLD (Mature Life Decision)
You may have made a PLD if....
1. You skipped a charity event to make out.
2. You skipped a charity event to do drugs.
3. You have seen numerous photos of yourself on the internet making out with many different boys.
4. You leave jewelry at a boy's place just to have an excuse to go back again and again.
5. You continually lose at "the game", you know.... the 'just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels' game.
6. You have drank during class, bonus points if it's not a night class.
7. You have pregamed alone.
8. You've pregamed rails with one substance or another. Bonus points if you've then continued to party hard until last call.
9. You can ever say you've had a "caffeine pill incident".
10. You went out during finals week. Bonus points if you had 2 finals the next day.
11. You earned shady stars in the parking lot OF YOUR JOB.
12. Or you have earned the stars in the parking garage of your job (classy).
13. You spread lies about a boy's penis size. Bonus points if they were to his BEST FRIEND.
14. You earned quasi gold stars with the best friend of the guy above.
15. You stumbled upon an accident boyfriend, claimed you don't like him, and then toss kissy faces in your profile.
16. Your allergies make you look stoned at work, so you go with it and smoke on your lunch...
Good Life Decision. Opposite of Poor Life Decision (PLD). An action that could have turned into a PLD, but you took steps to change that. This action leads to NO REGRETS.
"I was going to sleep with the frat boy wearing a dress, but then I decided not to. GLD."
"I was about to finish that bottle of 151, then I switched to water. GLD."
"My grandma called in the middle of sex. I didn't answer. GLD."
"I was about to drunkenly paint my body in permanent paint. Then I decided to use washable paint. GLD."
A pornographic novel celebrated by teenage idiots with no lives or brains. Anyone with half a mind can see how cliche, unrealistic, and mormon this novel is. It's basically Stephenie Meyer's sad view on what she wishes her life could be like. It's more of an add for abstinence and religion than an actually readable novel.more...
The story follows BELLA SWAN, a seventeen year old slut, who moves from Arizona to the little town of Forks, Washington. It obvious from the get-go that BELLA would more realistically be named Stephenie, because it's clear to all that she's just a self-insert. Anyways, BELLA is moving to give her mother and new stepfather some room to herself. This is an uncharacteristically mature decision that illustrates what a brat BELLA is.
When BELLA arrives at Forks High School, all of the male students immediately fall in love with her. No kidding, she has about five prom invitations by the end of chapter two. She is thrown into popularity and embraced by everyone but one girl, LAUREN, who is immediately shunned and never heard from again. The only person (other than LAUREN, of course) that doesn't seem to capture her attention is the absolutely radiant EDWARD CULLEN, a vegetarian vampire with "radiant, flashing" teeth the size of a pickaxe. Okay, not that big, but by the end of chapter three, you kind of begin to wonder whether Stephenie Meyer has a teeth fetish.
In EDWARD'S vampire clan live ALICE, an itsy bitsy yet absolutely perfect vampire, ROSALIE,...
Pronounced ma-tin-sen-dis-foh-bee-uh, matincendisphobia is a condition where an entity becomes (or appears to become) fearful of mature internet censorship discussion.
The Australian Federal Government developed a case of matincendisphobia in July 2010 AD which was stopping it from progressing in life. It had numerous sessions with various psychiatrists and psychologists but had no success curing the phobia. Because the phobia had been known to have potentially dangerous side effects, the Australian Federal Government finally made the decision to visit Richard Bandler (co-creator of NLP) who helped it get over it's case of matincendisphobia and move on to live a functional life. Thank Eris.
A-hee-olt is a word commonly used by immature adult males, when feeling the urge to express the inner immaturity building inside their body. The word “A-hee-olt” is most effective when yelled at the top of the lungs, with the head tilted back and the arms stretched downward, about 12 inches from the hips, hands either clinched or fingers spread wide open. Studies have shown the urge develops within the Pituitary Gland and the Hypothalamus. The immature adult male brain contains 2 to 3 times more the number of nuclei than the mature male. Shouting A-hee-olt is an impulse, not a conscious decision.
In golf, mature adult males yell “Fore” by impulse when warning follow golfers of a stray golf ball hit in their direction. In life, immature adult males yell “A-hee-olt” by impulse when warning others of an immature act in process.
Largest city in the state of Alaska. Population of 282,813 in Anchorage city limits, and a metro area of 359,180 (source: Wikipedia.com). Where the famous Iditarod race is showcased every year downtown right before the actual race, which begins in Wasilla and goes to Nome, Alaska. Growing at a very impressive pace. When any chain store or business comes up here, Anchorage sales are in the top 5% of the country for quite a while, word to the aspiring franchisse-entrepreneuer.more...
The summer population is much higher, because from mid-May all the way to late August, the sun stays up almost the entire day and night. The sun is up all day on "summer solstice"; the sun sets right above the horizon but never goes all the way down.
Being born and raised (until age 19) in Anchorage, the people are as follows: the majority of people are white, followed by a large coastal Asian population, most being Filipino (from the Phillipines) or other types of Asian/Pacific Islanders.
Southside Anchorage: predominated by white people, most from families with at least middle class to upper-class range net worths. Almost 50% of the teenagers smoke marijuana, and so do quite a few of their parents. There are a lot of "wiggers" here, who listen to and live like they are a part of the hip-hop culture. A lot more gun-toting Caucasian young men who use their parents money to push hard drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. There are good people too though. Most people drive very nice trucks with work...
Against Taylor Swift. Thinks highly of themselves and "mature" Usually listens to unpopular music and are in their own little world thinking they know what "real" music is. Although there are some completly messed up haters. Usually can write insanely long paragraphs trying to pick and blow up every little flaw about the country superstar. Ignorant to see she writes about her emotions and writes about guys to express their feelings. Haters take this into another direction and decide it's garbage and think that girls shouldn't listen to this and go cut themselves or something to vent instead of venting with Taylor's songs. Should realize that artists aren't all the same and work toward diffrent priorities and try to attract diffrent groups of people. Concieted and likes to form packs in order to take down girls' spirits. Unaware of the vast new audience Taylor has brought to Country music even if she's not 100% country. Can or can not have a life, it's their decision. They're not that bad. Could just lay off Taylor and her fans.
Taylor Hater Responses
"The only people who can relate with her are teenage girls who like boys way too much. You call that "real people?" Please."
"taylor swift yodels and needs singing lessons. i was born in pa too and shes a bad influence on the state. and who ever heard of a country singer from pa?"
"Taylor Swift the 3 Chord wonder. It just goes to show that today's music is not about talent, but about looks. Being a one time Abercombie & Fitch
is the only thing she has going for her. Just Another Album To Burn! "