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Latino Man’s Mattress 

typically a gay white man who exclusively seeks out Hispanic men who are preferably immigrants and speak little to only passible English for sex and dating.

They tend to be older but younger ones have sprung up since Maluma. A common attribute of these low lives is they make an effort to learn enough Spanish to get laid and make an effort to sound like they have a Hispanic accent but really they just sound desperate for Latino cock.
Kevin goes down south for sex, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress”

John has been fucked by every top at the Latino bar, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress”

matress man 

Matress man is a man that sells mattresses and has a secret menu of drugs, He's a loyal and popular person and can eventually get mad and kill his customers. Matress man are usually black and really handsome, if you find one and make a bad first impression, you'll be praying for your life
The Matress Man us really nice but he can het sloppy with his work

Mattressdango 

Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella.
Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango.
Mattressdango by Robert S May 13, 2006

Mattrossman 

When your friend comes over and falls asleep sitting up on your couch and snores like a whore in church.
He came over and just did a whole mattrossman .
Mattrossman by Hot cherry pie37 October 17, 2018
A mattress composed of one or more human males stacked together.
We were so drunk that we didn't realize that we fell asleep on the mantress
mantress by rawrmonster February 3, 2009
Lori caught her husband in bed with his mistress. So now she found herself a mantress to let husband catch her!
mantress by joseph gordon April 16, 2008