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dark mantonio 

The dark mantonio is an extremely long and hairy men's pubic region.
Michigan State Coach Mark Dantonio has a dark mantonio.
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matronize 

to talk down to as if one is a dominating woman; the feminine form of "patronize"
Yo, you gonna let your girlfriend matronize you like that?
matronize by SquarePegIX August 2, 2008
A Matton is a sweet and caring person, usually used as a last name. They are loyal, kind, and very good in bed. They are funnya as well and always will cheer you up.

Mattons are good to have around when you need a friend.
"OMG! I hear Matton is going to the party tonight! he is SO hot!"
Matton by CynthiaBlack February 13, 2012

x-matronic 

1) witty, because the word witty just aint witty enough
2) something dope as fuck
3) a filler word when you cant find the word you want to use
Aes Rocks rymes are fuckin x-matronic
x-matronic by jackdan October 3, 2006

matronising 

When a woman explains something to a man in a patronising way. The female equivalent of mansplaining.
"Judy, would you stop it with the constant matronising"
matronising by xXdeadpollXx September 20, 2016
Not quite man
Not quite woman
Not quite human
10% ballerina
100% testosterone

Wow, what a Mantonia.
Mantonia by Erik Purple January 14, 2008