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aka Matti Nykänen: A former Finnish ski-jumper who without a doubt is the best ski-jumper in the world. After his active career as an athlete in the 80's he has lived a somewhat reckless life as a performing stage artist, ended up with three divorces so far and made every effort to live his life in total missharmony ending up to tabloids once in a while.
Alcohol being a major originator in his missleaps of life in many cases has resulted him to be almost a legend in Finnish drinking culture. His immature slogans and bad performing/singing skills have made him to be a common joke in his vocational field, but his popularity however is thereby guaranteed. "Kaikki on allright ainakin minulla. En tiedä, onko muilla" = "everything's allright with me at least, dunno 'bout others"
"Se on ihan fifty-sixty miten käy" = "it's a pretty fifty-sixty how it turns out to be" "Elämä on ihmisen parasta aikaa." = "life is the best time in life" "Saksa-Itävalta on mun toinen kotimaa" = "Germany-Austria is my second motherland" And many more... |
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Pronounced: (maa-tee) A unique word that acts as a lubricant to a conversation, by being an Adjective and verb and noun. Adjective: 1. To feel ill, or not well. 2. A secondary word for awesome. 3. Tired, pissed off. 4. sexy. Noun: 1. A friend. 2. A girlfriend or lover. Verb: 1. Doing in an excellent way. 2. Someone doing unto you in a most terrible way. 3. Defeated or undone. Adjective:
1. I was mattied after that ride. 2. That car was matti. 3. I'm extremely matti about my boss's comment. 4. She is very matti. Noun: 1. What's going on Matti? 2. Hey Mattiness, you want to snuggle? Verb: 1. I was matting it up while playing COD4. 2. He mattied me, and sent me home with my tail between my legs. 3. I mattied those other programmers. |
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Masturbating After Touching Titties.
or Masturbating After Touching Testicles. and A person who Masturbates after seeing Titties. or A person who Masturbates after seeing Testicles. "Wow, that guy is a noob, he's like matti, and matti is a noob"
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