| 1. | Curtis Ward | ||
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Curtis is the former guitarist of the deathcore band Bring Me The Horizon. He worked with them on their EP This Is What The Edge Of Your Seat Was Made For, and for their first two albums Count Your Blessings and the amazing Suicide Season. Curtis was born deaf in one ear, and partially blind. As he could not afford earplugs every time he was playing he was damaging his other ear, which developed a bad ringing in it, which increased every time he played so much that he ended up having to smoke weed just to get him high enough to sleep at night.
Curtis was in a Metallica tribute band with Bring Me The Horizon lead guitarist Lee Malia (also Curtis' best friend) before they were in Bring Me The Horizon. Curtis left Bring Me The Horizon after the Taste Of Chaos tour in America. Stupid person: 'Curtis Ward is just a pretty face, he doesn't care about his music, he just cares about the haircut!'
Normal person: 'Fuck off, Curtis is damaging his hearing and giving up so much for this music, so if you think otherwhise you can go fuck yourself because you have no clue what shit he has been through!' |
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| 2. | Curtis Docherty | ||
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A young enchanting ladies man who often schemes innocent old ladies into buying him breakfast after a long sleepless night! This critter is wanted for exposing himself in public in 43 States and all Canadian provinces. A harry mole may be referred to as a Curtis Docherty
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| 3. | fark | ||
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A 'not-news' clearing house Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal |
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| 4. | Halloween | ||
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Classic horror film that was partially responsible for the creation what has been called the "slasher" genre. Made in 1978, Halloween was written by John Carpenter and Debra Hill and directed by Carpenter himself. Originally titled "The Babysitter Murders" the film was renamed after a suggestion by executive producer Irwin Yablans. No other film had ever been made using the title Halloween and Yablans thought it would make the film stand out.
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The film's plot revolves around the character Michael Myers. An opening point of view sequence craftily shows how on a dark Halloween night in 1963 Haddonfield, IL six year old Micheal kills his sixteen year old sister Judith Myers. Clad in a clown mask and costume Micheal stabs the half nude Judith with a large butcher knife over a dozen times in her bedroom just after she has had sex with her boyfriend. Apprehended by his parents leaving the house, Micheal is deemed insane by the courts and locked away in the Smith's Grove/Warren County sanitarium. And there he sits in a state motionless catatonia for fifteen years. Events jump to the then present day of 1978. It's October 30, and as Micheal has now reached age 21 he is to be taken before a judge on the anniversary of his crime for final sentencing. But on that rain soaked night when Micheal's doctor, Sam Loomis, and nurse arrive for the transfer th... |
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| 5. | Glukie Weiner | ||
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A weiner covered in or fully consumed by gluke. "SUCK MY GLUKIE WEINER!" said Brad to Matt.
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| 6. | Bring Me The Horizon | ||
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A deathcore band from Sheffield, UK. The band members are Oliver Sykes (Vocals), Lee Malia (Guitar), Curtis Ward (Guitar), Matt Nichols (Drums), Matt Kean (Bass). Their lyrics are amazing (So is their sound) and it's tragic how their "biggest fans" can't even sing a long to their songs. They get shitty reviews and deserve better ones, If you actually listen to their songs properly and their awesome riffs (Especially on the song Black & Blue) then you'll probably realise they're not as crap as people make out. Girl: Whoa dude have you heard Bring Me The Horizon's new album, Suicide Season?
Boy: Fuck yes, It's their best album yet, If I could only listen to one album for a year, It would totally be Suicide Season. Nearby listener: FUCK NO. Bring Me The Horizon are just a bunch of pussy ass scene kids, They give metal a bad name with their floppy hair and shit screams. Boy && Girl: Actually listen to a song properly, Yeah? -Plays 'Black & Blue'- Nearby listener: Dude, This is actually a sweet song. I'm going to check out their other songs. |
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| 7. | the nosey neighbor | ||
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When one of your buddy’s is getting it on with his woman you get naked and sneak into their room. You slowly make your way to their bed and then you start to whack it.
Right when your about to blow your load you scream out who’s naked!!! And blow a load on the girls face. Dude fucking your stupid brother got me n my girl hella bad with the nosey neighbor last week what a fucking asshole!
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