1. To spend a significant portion of a day or even a week watching without pause back to back episodes from multiple seasons of a single television series, replacing the experience of one's own reality and resulting in lingering effects on one's consciousness, once the final episode has been watched. 2. To re-set one's own immediate depressive state by immersing oneself in a mediated one (television, film, online social forum, amusement park, etc.) for an extended, but ultimately temporary, period of time.
Jan was in such a funk that she withdrew into her dorm room with a Costco carton of microwaveable popcorn to matrix on the complete seven seasons of Wire in the Blood, emerging three days later with a slight British accent and a less slight case of paranoia.
by Rugbyfitty May 02, 2011
computer-generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into a battery.
NO ONE CAN BE TOLD WHAT THE MATRIX IS, YOU HAVE TO SEE IT FOR YOURSELF. k.
by ^___^ December 02, 2003
A rectangular array of numbers or expressions. The plural is 'matrices'. An n x m matrix has n rows and m columns.
Find the determinant of this matrix.
by moley November 07, 2003
Verb:To dodge something w/ superhuman ability.
"Dude, he threw that ball at me and i like matrixed it."
by Matry McMatrix November 29, 2003
a massive computer program used in a movie of the same title, serving the purpose of controlling the human race, ironically not that far from the truth...
"Hey, you think we're in a matrix?"
"Shut up! The highway scene's almost on again! SHHHH!"
by Orion January 15, 2004
For about 90% of internet-users the matrix is defined in Winuser.h

For about 9% of the very same population, the matrix is reality.

For the rest of that population, the matrix is a two-dimensional array.

Outside that population it's a Scifi/fantasy movie.
"Well, how do I rotate a that vector again? I so wished I remembered my calculations with matrices better."
by BelgainDSoul December 20, 2003
computer-generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into a battery.
the matrix pwned.
by ^___^ December 02, 2003
When someone walks in on a couple engaged in the exchanging of tongues and possibly bodily fluids, the partner on top performs a Neo like move to quickly dismount his or her partner to avoid a possibly embarrassing situation.
Dude, I totally saw Skyler Matrix his way off of Tina, I think they may have been doing the dirty.
by Mally Piretchindle March 27, 2007

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