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Attempting to perform or succeeding in performing an act that completely defies the laws of reason, physics and humanity. Anything done on "Jack-Ass" or in the movie The Matrix. AKA...don't try this one at home kids.
....said to friend sprawled on ground in serious pain...."Dude you must have had a serious matrix moment to think you could land that jump."
by Bill November 06, 2003
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A point in your life when you realize that everything or everyone around you is unreal and/or meaningless. Its a form of enlightenment where you can let go of your previous beliefs and realize what is important.
While working at a typewriter company, I read an article on computers and their word processing capabilities. I had a matrix moment when I realized that the company and my life's work had been rendered obsolete.
by the pump January 10, 2015
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