Marsing 

The act of sticking a mars bar into ones vagina/anus/any other inappropriate cavity of the body besides the mouth, then eating it.

1. HER: "Hey you have a bit of chocolate in your teeth"

HIM: "Oh, yeah, I was just marsing my girlfriend."

2. HIM: "Wow, your vag tastes like mars bar."

HER: "Yeah, that would be because I was recently marsed."

Marsing by Hong Long September 26, 2009

mathering 

inserting ones finger or fist into one's anus male or female wilst that person is vomitting

i heard tom was good at mathering

mathering by ywenda October 14, 2011

Marsing 

The act of smushing your nuts against someone. It derives its name from the fact that Marzipan is made from mushed nut paste, and also it functions as a parallel to "mooning."

He was just marsing his gym teacher, do you think he'll get expelled?!

Marsing by FrankYuji March 1, 2018

Mattressing 

When you're at a house party, and you've drinken too much, and go to lay down in an empty room and inadvertently end up in bed with 5 or more people. While everyone else either falls off or leaves, one, or even two couples will stay and makeout on you. Literally on you, making you their 'mattress'.

Person1: Hey baby, last night was great! ;)
Person2: Yeah it was! But your bed felt kind of weird.
Person1: Oh yeah!! It was because Paris was mattressing for us!

Mattressing by TheMattressGirl August 4, 2012

Bruno Marsing 

When you are a wing man and you "catch a grenade" for a friend.

Chauncey, I'm totally bruno marsing tonight.

Bruno Marsing by chauncey0828 October 1, 2012

Marsing 

Male response to stimuli as a result of the culmination of all thoughts and ideas which may influence a man's perception at any given time. Often contributes to serious miscommunication, especially with the opposite sex.

Thanks for taking out the trash. I mean that exactly, don't go marsing it up on me.

Marsing by JeniJeni August 17, 2015

all lives mattering 

(coming from all lives matter as a term that devalues the black lives matter movement)
to make something about you, that is not about you and by doing so taking away the meaning/cause/point at matter

"racially motivated police brutality and discrimination against black people is awful" - "But they do that to white people too" - "dude, you're all lives mattering this conversation"

all lives mattering by baby-rock June 9, 2020