Bezzie mates

Another way to say "girlfriends"; typically used in the U.K.

Did you hear Lena and Kara are bezzie mates now?

Bezzie mates by thirdpartyaj March 23, 2017

mattressizing 

To wish a person to the mattress; to fantasize about taking someone to bed by way of sexting or conversing in person.

Girl 1- " I was totally sexting this hot guy, telling about all the awesome things I wanna do to him in bed"

Girl2- "He's trying to be a gentleman and all you're doing is mattressizing him, have some class".

mattressizing by T$KY January 14, 2015

matespritship 

A romantic relationship between two individuals with the intention of sexual gratification/procreation. The closest human equivalent is 'to be in love'.

A person in a matespritship may be referred to as 'matesprit'.

Also known as the flushed quadrant of the Alternians' relationship quadrants (MS Paint Adventures by Andrew Hussie).

Mom and Dad are in a matespritship.

Mom is Dad's matesprit. Dad is Mom's matesprit.

Mom is flushed for Dad. Dad is flushed for Mom.

matespritship by Rem (a Homestucker) November 2, 2013

mind over mattress 

The act of engaging one's brain in an effort to wake up from deep sleep.

On weekends and on Monday mornings, it's always mind over mattress. My alarm clock tries to scare the daylights into me.

mind over mattress by yes juanito yes June 8, 2015

widower's mattress 

A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable

That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.

widower's mattress by Emma85 February 10, 2007

Mattress Goldz 

An all about sexy man.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.

"Wuz up bro. Mattress Goldz is in the house!"

Mattress Goldz by Goldz....Mattress Goldz September 29, 2012

Frat Mattress 

Someone who gets around, and often sleeps with members of a fraternity.

Person #1: Let's do some word association. Frat Mattress.
Person #2: Whitney
Person #1: Why?
Person #2: Because it just seems to fit.

or

Whitney is such a frat mattress.

Frat Mattress by rusty bellige March 31, 2009