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Toni Matlock easy 

adj. Something so incredibly easy that it is unbelievable.
Man, I got a perfect score on my Psych 101 exam without even studying.

Wow, dude that is easy.

Yeah, it was ALMOST Toni Matlock easy.

Tim Matlock 

A God walking amongst mere mortals. Father of Dillon Matlock. He can fight off 10 gorillas at once. He starred in the movie cloverfield as the monster. He also invented the hammer.
John: Tim Matlock is a stallion.
Jeff: I know.
Tim Matlock by tylermc234 August 5, 2008

glen matlock 

bassist for the sex pistols, everyone thinks sid vicious was the bassist but he was basicly used cuz he was so hot
glen matlock was the actual bassist for the sex pistols
a lawyer from 80's and the only man to be able to kill chuck norris
Matlock is a skilled lawyer and can kill Chuck Norris
Matlock by that guy777 August 11, 2009
What's up with Matlock over there, smelling like Bengay and hitting on that little beesting?
Matlock by B-Rock 10 July 8, 2011
A very small town with one stop sign. The post office is also the grocery, gas, and feed store. Almost no one knows where it is and most people from there will pretend to be from Elma or Shelton to spare themselves embarassment. Major export: marijuana. A full set of teeth can only be found at a family reunion which doubles as a singles group date.
1. "Where the hell is Matlock?!"

"I have no friggin' idea... somewhere near BFE?"

Matlock by Satguru October 16, 2008