Emme maths bad 

Bad bad, when something is so bad it couldn't be any worse.

Example, accidentally getting your foot caught in a lawnmower while wearing sandles.

Bit of background Emme is that really bad rapper that went viral when she tried running up on someone and then clipped her self.

The other day I was sat outside my house and someone fell off their pushbike, when they looked up I noticed they had smashed out 5 teeth and ripped an ear off and I said to my self damn that's Emme maths bad

Emme maths bad by The coolest guy ever 3456 May 1, 2025

Mathis B. 

A Mathis B. is an autistic child who survived a radioactive explosion. Mathis will stare at you intensely for hours while licking his lips voraciously. Avoid him at all costs, he will follow you everywhere becoming an inconvenience to a parasite.

Example 1: Ew, look at that person, they must be a Mathis B.

Mathis B. by papijugledembalsinmymouth November 18, 2024

Bad maths 

This term has come from the study of fractals. To simplify, fractals and self similarity are the geometric principals that can be found throughout nature and indeed the universe as a common blueprint of growth. Things often appear aesthetically pleasing or beautiful because they are mathematically/geometrically perfect. The term 'bad maths' refers to something that is not aesthetically pleasing and out of sync with the universe.

Someone tells an awful joke and there is silence, this is 'bad maths'.

A large woman is seen in the front window of a restaurant eating alone, dribbling chicken fat down her fat fucking face 'that is bad maths'.

Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, boy gets lucky, goes home with girl, girl has penis.. the unverse is not working in an aesthetically pleasing way.. bad maths.

Bad maths by The Bionic Fox November 24, 2011

broken maths 

The stuff that happens when people divide by zero or pull some funky formula out of no where.

Oh my god, Mr.Garwood has broken maths!

broken maths by Flappy The Clown April 6, 2017

I almost bought a Ferrari in Red Color but you should learn maths too. 

I almost bought a Ferrari in Red Color but you should learn maths too.

I almost bought a Ferrari in Red Color but you should learn maths too.

I almost bought a Ferrari in Red Color but you should learn maths too. by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

Quick Bob Maths 

A term used to describe extremely fast mental arithmatic.

Wow, that was some quick bob maths!

Quick Bob Maths by Alliquator December 19, 2009

Beer coaster maths 

It is associated with basic/rough figures traditionally done on the back of a beer coaster at a pub while drinking.

An example might be mates working out the cost of a fishing trip, so "Fuel will be about $100, bait about $50, accom about $200 and good about $200". So rough/approximate figures.

According to my beer coaster maths, it would be about $500. But if you want a more accurate number I'd obviously have to look it up, speak to the suppliers etc.

Beer coaster maths by Damian W November 17, 2016