Evan Mathis 

One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.

Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.

Evan Mathis by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012

Mythic bitch 

A mythic bitch is a female who portrays 'bitchy' qualities, but in a stunningly majestic way. Most people don't even know they're talking to a mythic bitch because of the elusive nature of this creature. Mythic bitches feed on the souls of their enemies.

"Selma just conned me out of my lottery winnings. But damn is she sexy. That mythic bitch.

Mythic bitch by breakfastcult May 23, 2015

Mythicality

The quality or state of being that embodies a synergistic coalescence of curiosity, creativity, and tomfoolery, ideally experienced in the context of friendship and intended to bring goodwill to the universe.

From Rhett and Link's Book of Mythicality.

It's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!

Mythicality by EmKay 12 November 6, 2017

mathimathz 

the dominant undying love of two mathletes, affection cannot get any closer than that.
serves as proof of newton's third law, as for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction which is a telling sign that the relationship is going to be together forever and can easily be commemorated.

hints of mathimathz often show up when one calls the other with a nickname ending in -ie (i.e. "cutie")

A: Yo wassup did you hear about mathimathz?
B: Uh naw wtf is that? Another one of those math competitions?
A: Breh are you serious? Do you just live under a rock? Everyone knows that Kevin and Hanna are each others' "cornie" and "kevie", and nothing in the universe will ever stop their unconquerable mathimathz, aren't they just sooooo cute?
B: Omg that sounds so adorable!

mathimathz by mathicorn February 19, 2021

Mathilde 

She is an amazing girl she is deadly beautiful but she doesn't use it against people every guy she knows has a secret crush on her she is smart and classy if you know her or date her you are a very lucky person her smile is one of the most beautiful ones. Every time you see her you should feel happy .She has one of the best personalities she can easily keep your deepest darkest secrets, you can trust her with your life.she is usually very hyper. she is also very popular

Omg mathilde is coming!!

Mathilde by Ms emma June 15, 2017

Stump-O-Matic 

Full name is: Gretsch, G5135PS Patrick Vaughn Stump STUMP-O-MATIC A guitar that named after the beautiful Patrick Stump of pop-punk band Fall Out Boy. It has a shiny, gray, metallic color and a black strip across it. This is mainly the guitar that Patrick will play live.

Person: I really want a Stump-O-Matic!
Person 2: Oh doesn't Patrick Stump play that guitar?

Stump-O-Matic by PewDiePie April 25, 2013

math is not mathing 

when something just doesn't add up.

Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.

math is not mathing by harleyinhawaii June 26, 2021