| 1. | mamteb | ||
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boy: wow, whats the coolest thing in the world??
girl: mamteb, duh! |
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| 2. | tea guzzling contest | ||
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A pissing contest among mathematicians. Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!
Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest. |
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| 3. | Bunching | ||
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1. Bunching (V.) is the act of butt sex in between two mathematicians (Bunch Buddies or Bunchers(N.)). During this sex session one of the mathematicians will yell out math functions and questions. Then the other mathematician will scream out the answer. Sometimes the answer will be unknown and in this situation the receiver will have to scream out “meh!”. 2. The act of spooning while discussing famous mathematicians from history such Euler or Newton and many more. 3. Bunching directly results in puzzling packets of problems so difficult that they rape the minds of students, causing intense emotional pain. Problems so hard that tutors break down and cry from their inability to solve the problems, students from other classes laugh thinking the problems are jokes, and math professors are so confused they jump off of buildings. 1. Eric: oooohhhhh!!!! Yaaaaa!! How does that feel you dirty limx→a (sinx-x)/(sinx+x) !!!!!!!!
Bryan: OOOHHHHHHH!!!...........meh!!!! 2. Bryan: I really enjoyed our time together last night spooning in front of the fire and discussing Johannes Kepler's love for geometry. 3. Timmy: My mind hurts from the raping that the puzzling packet of problems caused. Jimmy: Yeah, i heard our teachers had some serious bunching the night before they made that assignment. |
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| 4. | SANKAR | ||
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A type of people that smells like curry mixed with over-powered shit. It's origion is from an indian secret society formed by a group of intelegent mathamatician. in 1988, one of the member in this society betrayed the group. thus the mathematicians thought of a formula, that can explain this abnormal acion. and the short form of this formula, is SHOBA. Until the late 90s, historians have been trying to find out who betrayed the fraternity. After 4 years of research, they discovered a clue that lets them trace the blood line of that member - the family name, which is SANKER. Now a days we use the word SANKER to diss the type of people previously being described. Very powerful word. p.s. Anyone age under 16 strictly forbidden to use the slang. 1) When walking on a street and see the type of people previously described, "Hey You SANKAR!! If you don't get out of my way i will SHOBA you!!"
2) "hey did you watch the tv program the other night?! It was so bad!!", "I know right?! I bet that main character is a SANKAR." |
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| 5. | Apple Pi | ||
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An irrational snack for mathematicians Isaac Newton: "Hmm... how what connection can I make between gravity and 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937... ? - I know! Apple Pi!
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| 6. | Jumsed | ||
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A man with incredibly large biceps, but terrible taste in women/tattoos/clothes/cars/rented accommodation(free)/facial hair/wives/husbands/aardvarks/greengrocers/hairdressers/mathematicians/religion/Spaniards/food/Spaniels/Capital Gains Tax That twat is a right Jumsed
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| 7. | Poland | ||
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An Eastern European country whose inhabitants, contrary to popular opinon, are NOT DUMB. Polish citizens, in fact, have won Nobel Peace Prizes in every category, and Polish scientists, philosophers, explorers, and mathematicians have made numerous beneficial contributions to their respective fields (ultraviolet light; the set theory; semantic language theory). Marie Curie (née Sklodowska), the esteemed chemist, was a Pole. Poland also, naturally, has the most attractive women. Poland used to possess the most powerful army in Europe.
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