Methmatics 

Methmatics - Tweaking the numbers to fit an implausible conspiracy theory

Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia'so Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep

Methmatics by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Methamatics 

The study of the profits able to be made by starting a meth lab, a chain of meth labs, or just simply selling meth. Many drug dealers are methamaticians, and have carefully done the numbers and discovered the amount of profit they could make by calculations

Man1: Hey have you seen joey lately?
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh

Methamatics by Ilovecrystalmeth January 18, 2010

methematics 

The way in which a meth a addict try's to buy product with cash money while they owe money or deliberately attempts to confuse the seller by rapidly talking/throwing numbers around in a frantic manner hoping to benefit them selfs by either shorting the seller money or by receiving extra product.

Buyer: "oh hey, ha how much was it I owe you?.... $50, is it... $60? No no it was $45 right? Ya ya $45"

Seller: "nah I don't care for your methematics, you owe me $80 now where's my money man?"

methematics by Nieva February 26, 2015

Mathematical

Of or pertaining to the nature of mathematics.

This can also be used as a figure of speech to describe something that would be considered good or exciting.

To understand many branches of science, one must be well versed in mathematical knowledge.

Dog: Hey, lets go do something fun!

Boy: Mathematical!

Mathematical by Strange Comma July 6, 2010

Mathamagician 

A person who majors in Mathematics at hogwarts.

While the more powerful wizards were studying to become Aurors, James decided to become a Mathamagician.

Mathamagician by AK9oh7 October 12, 2009

mathamagician 

Someone who pulls numbers out of thin air, or makes up things involving numbers

Steve decided to become a mathamagician when he decided to write down that he sold 500 toasters when he had only sold five.

mathamagician by rentaninja November 27, 2010

mathematician 

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Asked for a testimony to the effect that Emmy Noether was a great woman mathematician, he said: I can testify that she is a great mathematician, but that she is a woman, I
cannot swear.

mathematician by G Gorkenheimer April 24, 2006