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the class i do homework for in between classes, on the bus, or during lunch. easy stuff, but very tedious..
u have to do the same shit three hundred times a day, then do it the next day cause ur cunt face teacher cant just specially help people who dont get it. the WHOLE class has to do 9 pages everyday.
by bad ass mother fucker August 12, 2004
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A place created to torture students. Unlike the ever entertaining science class, which very fun and we play games to renew our attention spans in, we sit and do nothing but add. I don't KNOW what Y is. Why are you asking me, math? I would very much like to use my math book as an archery target.
In science:
Teacher: Alright guys, stand up. Were going to play trench warfare!
Everyone: SWEEET!
In math class:
Teacher: b+42/pi-4,679.333333333*14. Find X
Me: Oh this will be easy*Grabs calculator*
Teacher: No calculators
Me: SERIOUSLY! ...*Daydreams*
by A suffering ADHD kid. May 28, 2011
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The only class where you can pay roughly 0% of your attention span and get a 99 or so for a grade.
I have learned nothing in math class since 6th grade.
by Fugerko.? January 01, 2004
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If you were smart enough to realize it, the place where you learn the key to the universe.

Only fools, morons, idiots, and nobodies disrespect math, science, history, english, and all other forms of learning.

You can daydream your way to working as a janitor the rest of your life.
I should have paid attention in math class. They guy who got straight As makes millions now.
by Anonymous January 24, 2003
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Medical disorder whereby one gets an erection in an unusual place where one didn't intend. (ex. Math Class)

Primary cause- ejaculation deprivation

Cures-usually simmer after a short period.
-In extreme cases one may Perform a belt tuck, followed by an immidiate trip to the bathroom where one should plessure oneself accordingly
Today I had a math-class all math class.
by Rob spank December 20, 2005
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A great way to waste time. We will never need to know how many apples we can grow in 6 weeks.
Guy1: yo I got math class next
Guy2: What a waste of time
by True Sh** December 08, 2015
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Used to torture students ever since the medieval ages. Overusing all of your five senses to the point where you can't see shit, hear shit, taste shit, feel shit, or smell shit.

Word of advice: Never fucking blink. You'll miss a millennium of equations and graphs and other shit that you'll never fucking use in your god forsaken life (unless you want to be a virgin engineer)
"Indica mihi ubi est domus princeps sustulit! Aut Math Class te in genere, cunt." -King Jofferey
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