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mating press 

A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

A similar position is the Pile Driver.
Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”

“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”
mating press by El Fuckface October 2, 2018
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San Quentin mating call 

A fart among a bunch of horny incarcerated men.
In a jail holding cell:

Man, I gotta cut one.

Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.
San Quentin mating call by TJ3 February 3, 2010

math is not mathing 

when something just doesn't add up.
Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.
Mating is the action of male and female animals having sex (or breeding) to reproduce, and procreate.

Animals, including Humans mate with members of the opposite sex within their own species due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.

Without Mating no Human being would be alive. Thus Mating is technically essential to the existence of Humans (and the vast majority of other animals).

Heterosexual sex is the only kind of sex that can be described as Mating.
If your Mother and Father had not participated in mating with each other, you would not be alive.
Mating by The Facts matter August 7, 2019
Mancing is a man dancing by himself. This often occurs at home when no one else is around. Most mancing will involve wearing just underwear and socks but not necessarily limited to just undergarments. It is completely possible for mancing to occur in public and anywhere.
Marc: I love it when Tom Cruise starts mancing in Risky Business.
Zach: That's the only reason to watch that movie!
Joe: You're both gay.
mancing by Marc Sauve December 17, 2005

mating colors

aspects of a person which makes them attractive to the opposite sex.

for a girl, it's usually how she dresses or wears her hair or makeup.

for a guy, it can be good clothes, a nice watch, or even a flashy or sporty car.
when Tom moved into a building where there were mostly young single females, he decided to trade in his dodge caravan for a corvette.
mating colors by polo January 13, 2004

Beatles Mating Call 

The act of one person yelling "I am the Walrus"
and having another yell back "goo-goo g'joob"

This method has helped young people hook up since 1967.

Truly the most romantic way of finding a date for the dance!
-Hey how did you meet that babe with the Rockin body?

I used the "Beetles Mating Call" on the subway yesterday and it was love at first sight.

- Wow I'm gonna try the "Beatles Mating Call" next time I want to get it in.
Beatles Mating Call by Dr.Pbittytk December 5, 2012