Guy 2: I dunno, I'm feeling a lil tired, and my vagina hurts.
Guy 1: No worries, I'll get ya a Matchstick Ignitor.
Guy 2: What the fuck is a Matchstick Ignitor?
Guy 1: Shut up and drink the drink bitch!!
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