Apex matchmaking 

Something so fucking unbelievably unbalanced and unfair you wonder how it ever existed/happened in the first place or how it was ever created

Guy one: “Did you hear josh got mugged and beat up by 200 people his sleep?”

Guy two: “Wow that’s some ‘Apex matchmaking’ right there”

Apex matchmaking by Maris February 22, 2021

Moochmaker 

A person who turns other people into mooches. Most likely a push over, this person will probably have some amount of wealth or be rich enough to afford other people bum or mooch off of them. Because this person doesn't mind being mooched off of, the people who go to them for help will likely create a recurring pattern of going to this person, in the end becoming permanent mooches thereby making the person being mooched off of a moochmaker.

Daniel is such a moochmaker for letting people borrow money from him all the time.

mooch maker

Moochmaker by Moochmaker July 30, 2010

matchateacos 

A Sonia Nevermind cosplayer who's known for snorting lemonade powder and worshiping a mannequin named Bethany. They've gained most of their popularity from insulting big creators and creating the iconic Komaru Fried Chicken video.

Oh hey! Is that matchateacos!? We better run before they start insulting us and snorting lemonade powder!

matchateacos by Hiyoko Kinnie 101 November 10, 2020

The Watchmaker (from the legend of 11:11) 

The watchmaker was a man who treated his creations like children. When he was too old to work, he told his “children” and they gave him immortality. Now he magically mends clocks and is like the “mailman” for good wishes. When a person makes good wishes on 11:11 a.m. or p.m., he delivers the “good news” if the wish is granted.

The Watchmaker (from the legend of 11:11) is from the book, "The Wishing Year, a legend for most ages" by Crystal

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The Watchmaker (from the legend of 11:11) by FranciscoGirl August 4, 2011

matchmaker

A person who feels the need to set people up with one another. Despite the fact they may ruin friendships.

"Would you stop playing matchmaker Erin?!?"

matchmaker by Katie Soulsby January 3, 2008

Mitchmade 

An arrogant asshole who thinks he is skilled at many things but often only has a few actual skills
A terrible poker player
A pussy in general
A bushy ass/pubes
Notre dame's biggest douche fan

That kid is so mitchmade, looking him acting like he is actually good at something.

Mitchmade by CODODOD November 10, 2011

skill based matchmaking 

Skill based matchmaking is a term which refers to either players in a video game who are queued into a game with people of the same skill, or two people who are equally skilled or equal in some way which is usually used in a negative manner.

“You are in skill based matchmaking with Lucy, you are both so ugly.”

skill based matchmaking by Gggfdd January 12, 2023