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A family in the animal kingdom known for paternal absense and maternal prostitution. The young of the herd often run wild, wreaking havoc on the local environment and community, gaining a criminal record and losing all trust and respect.

The males in this family often "use" copious females out of their iherently insatiable sexual lust toward unattractive, often chunky girls with small breasts, moving on from one to the next rapidly.

The females usually either obsess over a particular mate who is uninterested in them, or flirts with every male, and sometimes female, at a gathering and possibly even sleeps with a few of them.

Matchems are known for stupidity, low moral values, alcoholism, drug abuse, scrawniness, physical weakness and inability to fight and denial of all of the above. They think they are hardasses but never actually get into fights, despite claims made otherwise.

All are notorious skanks and man-whores and should be avoided at all costs.

BEWARE: MATCHEMS ARE HIGHLY DISEASED AND SHOULD NOT MAKE PHYSICAL CONTACT WITHOUT A LATEX BARRIER!
That dude looks like a herpsmonster! Maybe he's a matchem?

You fucked someone called "The Clapadactyl"? Fuck, you're such a matchem!
by filthymcgee January 10, 2006
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