Matched out
When you've attempted the whole online dating thing (Match.com seemingly the most popular) and become worn out by the process.
Matched out by SqueakySilentK January 5, 2009
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hatched, matched, and dispatched
A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.
For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.
hatched, matched, and dispatched by EnglisIrishRose May 30, 2011
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Shit fire and save the matches
An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.
"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."
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