Apex matchmaking 

Something so fucking unbelievably unbalanced and unfair you wonder how it ever existed/happened in the first place or how it was ever created

Guy one: “Did you hear josh got mugged and beat up by 200 people his sleep?”

Guy two: “Wow that’s some ‘Apex matchmaking’ right there”

Apex matchmaking by Maris February 22, 2021

Mating March 

Mating March is a month of March in where everyday you find someone to date and then dump them right after. On the last day you'll choose a person to stay with forever. It's your choice to either take it as 'fuck someone everyday' or 'date someone everyday.' Your choice, again.

Yo, Joe.

Yeah, what the hell do you need?

Tommorow is Mating March.

Time to rape some bitches.

Mating March by fufufck November 2, 2020

money makin mitch 

A person who gets money by any means. And is always willing to spread the wealth.

Oh hey this my home girl. We call her money makin Mitch she’s always securing the bag.

money makin mitch by LanLan25 November 14, 2017

skill based matchmaking 

Skill based matchmaking is a term which refers to either players in a video game who are queued into a game with people of the same skill, or two people who are equally skilled or equal in some way which is usually used in a negative manner.

“You are in skill based matchmaking with Lucy, you are both so ugly.”

skill based matchmaking by Gggfdd January 12, 2023

Matchmaking Roulette

In an Xboxlive game with a Matchmaking system, and you enter with one more person that a team can hold, Its a game of roulette on who is on the other team.

GUY 1-"Ok, guys. Theres 5 of us going into a 4v4 playlist. Someone is going to be on the other team."

Later-

Guy 2- "NO! I've fallen prey to that old matchmaking roulette."

Matchmaking Roulette by ImperialCody May 21, 2010

Dauntless matchmaking in progress 

The embodiment of we can’t get you into a game so just wait maybe you’ll get into one maybe you won’t we don’t know

Bro you ever just sit in dauntless matchmaking in progress?
Yes everytime during major hours

Dauntless matchmaking in progress by Djflvficcudufici May 23, 2019

matchmaking

What match factories do when they're active

The match factory was nearby us and was matchmaking.

matchmaking by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 13, 2021