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1.
(v.) to masturbate, sleep, and eat all at once.
Dan was so tired, hungry, and horny after leaving cs lab, he said to mark, "i'm going home to mastursleat"

I caught Dan mastursleating when I found him in his bed with a steak sandwich and redtube on his laptop.
by sexx cauldron September 25, 2009

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