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The act of masturbating while biking by rhythmically rubbing your crotch against your bike seat. Virtually unnoticeable while in motion, this seems to be a mainly female practice.
Hey Jane, how was your commute this morning?
Great! I was masturbiking all the way up 1st Ave!
by masturbiker January 31, 2014

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