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The practice of inserting a beet into one's anus for self-pleasure.

I was "beeting off" last night with a beet. I was "masturbeeting".

Sort of reminds me of what f*cking Terri Schiavo would be like.
She eased the lubed up beet into her pooching rectum, (masturbeeting) savoring every second before exploding a pudddle of ejaculatory fluid.
by bonobo3873 September 26, 2013
The practice of inserting a beet into one's anus for self-pleasure.

I was "beeting off" last night with a beet. I was "masturbeeting".

Sort of reminds me of what f*cking Terri Schiavo would be like.
She eased the lubed up beet into her pooching rectum, (masturbeeting) savoring every second before exploding a pudddle of ejaculatory fluid.
by bonobo3873 September 26, 2013
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