Top Definition
1. Dutch word for: I "masturbate"

2. Masturbating while having a beer.

3. Masturbating using beer.
1. Hallo, mijn naam is Erik en met deze hand masturbeer ik. (English:) "Hi, my name's Erik, and I masturbate with this hand."

Guy1: Hey, whatya doin'?
Guy2: Ah, nothing, just masturbeering.
Guy1: Oh, cool, lemme join :D
Guy2: Have you got some lube then?
Guy1: No..
Guy2: Then let's use the third definition of masturbeer :D!
Guy1: O_O...
#masturbating #beer #erik #lube #fun
by MrSecret September 17, 2010
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