2) Something you watch your sister do after she showers
3) A way to get the erection you get every mourning to go away
4) For men, using your hand to cause an orgasm
5) The only sleep over game for boys other than hand jobs.
6) The favorite activity of my both me and my six year old brother.
Dan could withstand the movie's sex scene any loner. He whipped out his pecker and started to masturbate
Brian gave me 510 bucks to let him film me masturbating
jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.
Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
It's something most of us have been caught doing, never admit to doing, and know full well that everyone else does.