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22. come sock
when masturbating and no other cleansing materials are available you whip of your sock hence come sock
i was having a fly wank in the toilet there was no toilet roll so i whipped off my come sock and wiped up the seminal fluid
23. saucy sock
Saucy Sock the result of masturbating in a sock and placing it back in the drawer.
A saucy sock is a stealthy college prank used to piss off a roommate or friend for retaliation.
The donor of the saucy sock has all control of deciding whether or not the recipient will ever find out.
My roommate was being a cock bag so I gave him a saucy sock. If he keeps it up he'll get a pair of Saucy Socks
24. Sock
Used to soak up a boy's jizz after he masturbated into it. Many boys masturbate with the sock over the penis, soaking the sock in warm water to simulate the feel of a warm vagina. Some masturbate and only use the sock right before they are about the ejaculate by inserting the dick in the sock right before orgasm. This is good as you dont have to worry where your man juice goes. Whatever way you use it, socks are awwsome when your a teenager who likes to have wanks.
Last night i felt like a fap but it was late at night and really dark. instead of trying to catch my jizz in the dark, I simply slipped on a sock over the throbbing penis and pumped away at it. I came all over the sock and the next morning i just chucked it in the laundry.
25. Yellow Pages masturbation
Female masturbation without the use of any implements, using one's fingers instead. From the Yellow Pages catch-phrase "Let your fingers do the walking".
Monica didn't own a vibrator, so she satisfied herself with Yellow Pages masturbation.
26. Bop Sock
A sock used to clear up or collect semen after male masturbation. It should be applied prior to masturbation in the same manner as a condom. Although not a common method of clearing up, it is often the most convenient as it is readily available and can be reused multiple times.
"Hey do you have any tissue, i'm going to go masturbate?"

"Here just use my bop sock"
27. Fired Up A Sock
When a male is in the act of masturbation under the sheets. A sock is used to catch all the semen. Often times left on the floor when finished.
Greg: What is this sock doing on the floor?
Tony: Oh, I fired up a sock last night.
Greg: Ah dude.......
28. spit in a sock
A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.
Woman with a headache: "Oh, go spit in a sock!"
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