| 8. | masturbating | ||
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The act of being busy but still not really having anything to do. "Hi, you busy?" "Yeah" "What are you doing?" "Masturbating" "Wanna go catch a movie instead?" "Sure"
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| 9. | chicken masturbating | ||
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Chickens playing with themselves in an innappropriet manner at a chicken motel 6 or behind a hay stack Wow! I was walking down the street and then i saw a chicken masturbating.
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| 10. | masturbating | ||
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To pleasure ones self with petroleum jelly heated from a microwave. 30 seconds no more no less. After D-love takes his lubricating oil from the microwave he begins masturbating with the door open and then places the spent paper towell in a bag hung on his door knob.
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| 11. | boregasm | ||
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When you get so bored you just start masturbating out of sheer despair. I was bored last night I started masturbating for something to do, though boregasms are not as satisfying as sex...
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| 12. | pulling handles | ||
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An excuse you can use if anyone catches you in the act of beating off because the art of "pulling handles" in ceramics looks like the male form of masturbating. Professor: Hey Dan, what are you doing over there in the corner?
Dan: Oh...um...nothing...just pulling handles! Professor: Ok, good...I thought you were masturbating. |
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| 13. | throwing it overhand | ||
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Throwing it overhand is a masturbating grip where the thumb is closest to the base and the palm of the hand is on top. This grip was derived from a common way to throw dice. I got so bored of the normal grip I decided it was time to start throwing it over hand, and i have never been back.
If masturbating grips were sex positions: The normal one to throwing it overhand is like missionary to doggy style. Once you go overhand you never go back. |
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| 14. | Driving to Massachusetts | ||
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Another word for masturbating.
The word originated from a simple misunderstanding. The word masturbation was confused with "Driving to Massachusetts." The phrase "Driving to Massachusetts" hasn't been taken seriously since. 10 year old child: "Dad, whats he doing?"
Dad: "He's masturbating." 10 year old child: "What? Driving to Massachusetts?" Dad: "Yes." |
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