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8.
somethign to do to pass the time
i sure do like masetarbagting more than i like goinng to see all those wierd relatives i don't liek them but i do sure like meaterbatging!!
by wallis & futuna islands June 07, 2004
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9.
The act of being busy but still not really having anything to do.
"Hi, you busy?" "Yeah" "What are you doing?" "Masturbating" "Wanna go catch a movie instead?" "Sure"
by TiCyB July 31, 2006
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10.
When somebody pleasures themself by touching their gentital area
Jodie was really really horny, so she went online to search for some naked men.. The internet was down.
'SHIT!' She screamed.
Luckily her parents were out, so she walked upstairs and put on a skimpy bra and thong. She stood infront of her long mirror and started feeling her boobs, she thought this looked really sexy so she riped her bra off and started jiggling her boobs around whilst rubbing them vigourously.

Then she started feeling up and down her panties, she felt her pussy hotting up, so she ripped off her pants and threw her legs open, in the mirror she could see her dripping wet pussy, which made her scream in delight! She wanted to pleasure it SO much that she imagined channing tatum rubbing his dick allover her pussy, so she began to vigourously rub it up and down, cum stuck to her fingers and she gasped and moaned at the sight of her own hand touching her pussy, she imagined him thrusting his dick into her and she dug her middle finger deep down into her g-spot, she moaned she screamed she gasped, she was in love with herself. So she masturbated herself, damn she loved masturbating
by Dannybloomshield August 19, 2013
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11.
when one gives themselves a boner or orgasem. a male might rub, slap, touch, lick, squeeze, or pinch the penis to cause sperm to come out. females might rub, massage, prob, tickle, or scrape their vagine with an object to get an orgasme. usually results in the penis getting a boner. helps to wear a thong for men to hot hurt their penis.
i totally slapped my penis silly while masturbating.
by globalwarmingfighter July 21, 2008
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12.
To pleasure ones self with petroleum jelly heated from a microwave. 30 seconds no more no less.
After D-love takes his lubricating oil from the microwave he begins masturbating with the door open and then places the spent paper towell in a bag hung on his door knob.
by Johny Hero February 10, 2007
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13.
to MB with all your might. MB is a slang term for masturbating. masturbating means to seize the penis and to move it around according to your own comfort level. it forms a somewhat meaningful sensation.
"Billie Joe Armstrong, do you want me to get your bedpan?"
"No, sorry I'm busy masturbating."
"So then have you seen our wedding ring?"
"I think it dropped in my pants while I was masturbating at our Green Day concert."
by Jakob Armstrong March 25, 2006
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14.
To perform an act of masturbation.
The village idiot was masturbating.
by Root January 20, 2003
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