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masturbatesex (-0.451)
1. Masturbate for male: When a postpubecent male reveals his dick, it gets hard because he is horny and he starts to move his hand(s) up and down on it until he cums. Also know as jerking off or jacking off

2. Masturbate for female: When a woman puts her fingers or an object into her pussy and goes in and out until she has an orgasm. Also known as fingering

3. A way of sexually pleasuring oneself.
1. guy 1: I jacked off last night to your girlfriend's picture
guy 2: dude, thats sick

2. girl: I masturbated last night thinking about you.
guy: thats hot
by AndyMac754 October 27, 2007
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Masturbatecollege (-0.014)
1. A long forgotten Karate teacher.

2. Self manipulation of the genitals in order to simulate sexual pleasure
Who the fuck would even consider going elite in the martial arts world if their surname is bate?

Wow, all the fun of sex anywhere, anytime. Might as well masturbate in class, I'm bored.
by SlangMangg August 30, 2009
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masturbatesex (-0.052)
v.(proper) to self stimulate ones sexual genitalia v.(slang) go fuck yourself
When you get stuck for the tab in a nice resterant it is more polite to tell the cheapskate to masterbate and hope they understand the true intent behind the word rather than be blunt.
by Preston January 04, 2004
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masturbatesex (-0.330)
What you do while lying in bed.
While listening to the radio, a song gave me a boner, so I began to masturbate.
by Cummy worm August 18, 2010
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masturbatesex (-0.565)
To cuff the duke!!! this is for the hardcore masturbaters. this is modern slang. It means to really rub out a good one A good place to cuff the duke is in a roomates bed while he is out pleasuring his lady friend. cuffing the duke is great when done alone or with mulitple partners. I recommend cuffing out many dukes today.
I am going to cuff the duke(masturbate hardcore), do not disturb!
by Erik S April 16, 2006
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Masturbatesex (-0.265)
Put some mayonaise on the knuckle sandwich, shake hands with uncle dick
I was putting some mayonaise on my knuckle sandwich when my mom walked in
by Humpty August 17, 2003
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masturbatename (-0.896)
The act which makes people go blind, insane and have hairy palms.
"Damn, I can tell you've been masturbating again." "Huh? who said that?"
by mass-turd-bait March 07, 2003
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