spooning the purple-headed yogurt swinger...
I enjoy masturbating as much as porn...
by Wraith April 25, 2003
To turn on the faucet, to polish the tube.
I masturbate every night!
by ASSHOLE! July 10, 2004
Fly the airplane. Shift gears.
Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!
by Your Ass September 26, 2003
Beating the Bishop, Hand Shandy, Saying hi to Madame Palm and her five lovely sisters, Wanking
If you go into a gay bar and the barman offers to pull you a shandy by hand then you know you've pulled.
by Shandy lover April 29, 2003
to stimulate the genetails mainly
1. the doctor said for me to masturbate in that
2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin
3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand
4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot
5. masturbating is dirty
by lucas bolton April 06, 2006
the main thing to catch a fish with
i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum
by anonymous December 17, 2003
to fire ones death star
to open ones fire hose
by Anonymous January 25, 2003

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