To jack one's beanstalk.
Or, to choke one's chicken.
I enjoy choking my chicken.
by Ass Clown November 03, 2002
to stimulate the genetails mainly
1. the doctor said for me to masturbate in that
2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin
3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand
4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot
5. masturbating is dirty
by lucas bolton April 06, 2006
the main thing to catch a fish with
i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum
by anonymous December 17, 2003
when yu feel ur self after bein soo horny dat yu cant take it no mo,

or the act of havin sexual pleasure by urself o ur partner doin it fo yu,

or again feelin ur

guys: dick aka cock

female: pussy

in a way dat yu feel lyk ur havin sex 4 real.;)
i wuz so n so horny dat i wudn't take it no mo n chose to masturbate,

i lyk masturbating it feelz so uhhhh nicee

p.s im from masturbatin befo' writin dis def;)
by im fresh n yes! ooohhh yesssss April 26, 2009
How stupid are you that you need to look up in Urban Dictionary to know what masturbate means?
Masturbate? You're kidding me if you're saying you dont know what it is!!!!
by FatFastStrong October 20, 2009
mas-tur-bait, verb. self-stimulation of the genetalia which may or may not end in an orgasm
mother: "I'd better not catch you touching yourself down there again!"
teenager: "Mom! I swear I wasn't..."
mother: "Well, let me tell you this, every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten!"
teenager: "I guess I should think of the kittens."
by Neddy Ludd March 10, 2006
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