Jane- "Yea! Only if you help me out though."
Jessica- "Of course. I enjoy helping you out."
Jane- "=). If only guys weren't so dumb."
2.) The reason why people buy playboys.
3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.
4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.
5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
Jane: Ew! You mean you touch yourself?
Jane:...is it good?