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to rub yourself untill you have an orgasm (the point where you feel so good you feel like you died and were reborn as a god)98% of people do it and the rest who dont are so old they cant feel it anymore or hav a desease so they cant feel it.also funny that if you dont know some1 that also does it you will never hear that they do it. i have friends that do it and i do it too and im sure that i got a friend to do it by looking at porn while he was over lol.for best results have your select favorite kind of porn and lube(u no hav to buy try certan gel soaps/shampoos lol sum are better than expencive comercial lube) also night is great to cover up along wit shower lol(the only reson guys dont masturbate together is bcause they dont know how their dicks compare ::truth)and the myth about masturbation making your dik smaller :fake: along with the gay thing parents tell you to make you stop with the blindness lol obviously fake.after your first cumming you will never spend more than a week without it again
person 1)ew you masturbate(trying to act surprised)
person 2)ya who doesnt?
person 1)what kinda porn u like?(whispering)
person 2)wide variety.
person 1)u got a good site i got 3 viruses so far?
person 2)ya (i was gonna rite a good 1 but that would count as advertising lol)!
by I es unknown February 07, 2008
 
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throwing the javelin
alan threw the javelin several times during the PE lesson
by Thomas Edward Ivens May 03, 2003
 
93.
Taming the one eyed ogre, One hand Solo, Going Commando, Shaking hands with mister happy, Tuning the fork, Playing the ace,
Mark liks to masturbate to pictures of jesse
by Con May 26, 2003
 
94.
Shaking hands with benjamin franklin
johnny went to the white house to see the presidents wife and shake hands with benjamin franklin
by Anonymous May 09, 2003
 
95.
The way men who are doomed to be virgins forever pleasure themselves. The best way to do it is to use the forehand technique. Trust me, I know. Seriously though, if you can reach an orgasm, you are a true man. SO go try it, do it in front of your mother, your father if you're gay. Which i'm not. So i never did it in front of my father. Trust me.
Dude, while i had an orgy last night with 69 girls, you and your dad masturbated and 69'd. own3d.
by Master Masturbate June 07, 2005
 
96.
The act which makes people go blind, insane and have hairy palms.
"Damn, I can tell you've been masturbating again." "Huh? who said that?"
by mass-turd-bait March 07, 2003
 
97.
What people do when they are too lazy to go to the bathroom instead.
Half of the time you don't even have to masturbate because you can just go to the bathroom instead.
by aNoNyMoUs June 21, 2004
 
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master-bait...to master the art of fishing or the way to catch fish, by using bait
did u master bait for the trip weekend?
by bait masterer October 12, 2004