"Do you know what 'masturbation' is? I think you probably do because you are older then me. But just in case, I will tell you. Masturbation is when you rub your genitals until you have an orgasm. Wow!"
2.) The reason why people buy playboys.
3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.
4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.
5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
Jane: Ew! You mean you touch yourself?
Jane:...is it good?