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mas-tur-bait, verb. self-stimulation of the genetalia which may or may not end in an orgasm
mother: "I'd better not catch you touching yourself down there again!"
teenager: "Mom! I swear I wasn't..."
mother: "Well, let me tell you this, every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten!"
teenager: "I guess I should think of the kittens."
by Neddy Ludd March 10, 2006
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The way men who are doomed to be virgins forever pleasure themselves. The best way to do it is to use the forehand technique. Trust me, I know. Seriously though, if you can reach an orgasm, you are a true man. SO go try it, do it in front of your mother, your father if you're gay. Which i'm not. So i never did it in front of my father. Trust me.
Dude, while i had an orgy last night with 69 girls, you and your dad masturbated and 69'd. own3d.
by Master Masturbate June 07, 2005
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To "play" with one's self until orgasm.
(Dude 1) I masturbated ALL night last night to your grandmother

(Dude 2) WTF? What's wrong with you?
by What? Don't look at me January 22, 2009
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I masturbated last night, good to keep the skin flute in tune.
by Jakeofclubs April 25, 2006
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pulral of masturbat
the dog masterbates the man.
by jessica March 16, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Scratch your itch, diddle the skittle, wanking
"Wut r ur plans for tonite rhonda?"
"No plans. Prolly gonna sit at home n' masturbate."
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to fire ones death star
OR
to open ones fire hose
by Anonymous January 25, 2003
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